AN: as not to get banned or anythin i re-did this...yes i know it may suck but i put this up for the sole purpose of the little skit the italian man who went to malta. i do not mean any offence to any italian people out there if i offend you then i am very sry
Disclaimer: i do not own ouran high host club for it is owned by Bisco Hatori
As kyoya walks into the large music room occupied only by the host club he anounces what is to come, "The italian man who went to Malta!"
The blond "prince" of the host club gets out of his chair and begins to tell his story... "One a day a i'm a gonna to Malta to a bigga hotel, in a mornin i go down a to eat a breakfast. I tella waitress i wanna two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piss. I teller a " I wanna two pieces." She say " go to de toilet." I say "you no understand...I wanna to piece on my plate." She say "you better not piss on the plate you sonnawabitch!" I don't even no da lady and she calla me a sonnawabitch!" Later I go to eat at a bigga restuarant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork!" i tella her i wanna de fork. she tella me everyone wanna de fuck. i teller you no understand i wanna focka on de table. she say you betta not fuck on de table you sonnawabitch." so i go back to my room ina hotel. and dere is no sheets on da bed. Call da manager and tell him "i wanna sheet." he tella me to go to de toilet. I say " you no understand i wanna sheets on my bed." he say " you better not shit on da bed you sonnawabitch!" I go to de check out and the man at the desk says. "peace on you" and i say " piss on you too you sonnawabitch!" im gonna back to italy! Arrivederci"
AN:i do hope you enjoyed this little random skit. flame or review i don't care...have a nice day now