10 Ways to Annoy Nico di Angelo
The Complete Fangirl's Guide
Disclaimer: I do not own Nico *sniff*
1. Hug Nico while screaming something like, "You are so ADORABLE!" at the top of your lungs
2. Organize a Nico Appreciation day and ambush him. (Preferably without his sword)
3. Run into his room/hideout/whatever screaming "PASTA!" at the top of your lungs
4. Kidnap him and present him to the fangirls of the world
5. Tease him (gently!) about his crush. "You and Percy would look really cute together, you know..."
6. Follow him around everywhere. When he tells you to buzz off, stare at him creepily and say, "I like watching you sleep..."
7. Ask if dinosaurs existed in the 1940's
8. Jump through any shadow in his presence, yelling "PORTAL!"
9. Stare at him creepily. When he asks you why, say "Because dark Italian necromancers are HOT."
10. Tell him cheezy death jokes. (How do skeletons communicate? Cell bones.)
A/N: I NEED TO MAKE MORE OF THESE... :)