THINGS THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN ON LUNAR 2 ETERNAL BLUE
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(A big white dragon is flying in the air)
Ruby:It's a bird!!
Hero:It's a plane!!
(Lucia hits both of them over the head with a mallet)
Lucia:It's Nall and watch out for that falling shit.
(Lucia moves out of the way. Hero and Ruby are both hit by a giant dragon turd)
Lucia:Told ya so.
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(At Taben's Peak)
Little Kid 1:Ronfar will you be my daddy?
Little Kid 2:Yeah. I want you to be my daddy too.
Ronfar:I dont know about this!
Little Kid 1:Jean can be our mommy.
Ronfar:HOLD ON!! I dont wanna get maried to that weird green haird freak!
(Ronfar gets hit over the head with a mallet and falls to the ground unconcius)
Jean:DONT EVER CALL ME NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Ruby, Nall, and the black dragon are in dragon form inside of Nall's cave)
Ruby:Nall, I love you so very much!
Nall:Ruby, I hate you so very much!
(Nall turns to the black dragon)
Nall:Cuz I love you!!!!
(Nall, while in dragon form, huggles the black dragon)
Black Dragon:I love you too Nall!!!
(Black Dragon huggles him back)
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Leo:I just love my beautifful blue hair.
(Leo is sitting on his bed brushing his hair)
Mauri:I cant beleive that you're my brother! You're so, SO FEMININ!!
Leo:So?
(Mauri storms out of the room and Leo is still brushing his hair)
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(A young Luna comes walking up to Hero and the gang)
Luna:Excuse me, but where can I find the Lunar Silver Star Story set?
Hero:I thought that they had gotten done with that thing about one thousand years ago.
Luna:I know but I think I left Alex there.
(Everybody except Luna sweatdrops and facefaults)
Lucia:It's five sets down. Now go away.
(Luna leaves perfectly happy)
Ruby:Weird.
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Ok, I thats it for now. Please review and tell me if it's funny. I know I am insane. Note to reader-- grapes and an already insainly hyper girl do not mix. I think that explains what the hell has been going on in my mind. Anyways bye-bye.
Ja Ne,
Shinimegumi
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(A big white dragon is flying in the air)
Ruby:It's a bird!!
Hero:It's a plane!!
(Lucia hits both of them over the head with a mallet)
Lucia:It's Nall and watch out for that falling shit.
(Lucia moves out of the way. Hero and Ruby are both hit by a giant dragon turd)
Lucia:Told ya so.
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(At Taben's Peak)
Little Kid 1:Ronfar will you be my daddy?
Little Kid 2:Yeah. I want you to be my daddy too.
Ronfar:I dont know about this!
Little Kid 1:Jean can be our mommy.
Ronfar:HOLD ON!! I dont wanna get maried to that weird green haird freak!
(Ronfar gets hit over the head with a mallet and falls to the ground unconcius)
Jean:DONT EVER CALL ME NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Ruby, Nall, and the black dragon are in dragon form inside of Nall's cave)
Ruby:Nall, I love you so very much!
Nall:Ruby, I hate you so very much!
(Nall turns to the black dragon)
Nall:Cuz I love you!!!!
(Nall, while in dragon form, huggles the black dragon)
Black Dragon:I love you too Nall!!!
(Black Dragon huggles him back)
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Leo:I just love my beautifful blue hair.
(Leo is sitting on his bed brushing his hair)
Mauri:I cant beleive that you're my brother! You're so, SO FEMININ!!
Leo:So?
(Mauri storms out of the room and Leo is still brushing his hair)
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(A young Luna comes walking up to Hero and the gang)
Luna:Excuse me, but where can I find the Lunar Silver Star Story set?
Hero:I thought that they had gotten done with that thing about one thousand years ago.
Luna:I know but I think I left Alex there.
(Everybody except Luna sweatdrops and facefaults)
Lucia:It's five sets down. Now go away.
(Luna leaves perfectly happy)
Ruby:Weird.
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Ok, I thats it for now. Please review and tell me if it's funny. I know I am insane. Note to reader-- grapes and an already insainly hyper girl do not mix. I think that explains what the hell has been going on in my mind. Anyways bye-bye.
Ja Ne,
Shinimegumi