On the wonderful subject of Snape

With hair so long down to his nape

All I see is warm and fuzzy

While others think he's kinda skuzzy

Oh I love his eyes so black

And the billowing cloak upon his back

Every one thinks he's kinda scary

And only just a wee bit hairy



He's very much castigated

But if he did it to McGonnagal

He'd be castrated

He tends to stay away from people

Because of this they think he's evil

What's so evil about this guy

Don't look at me like that

I don't need to lie

He's demeanor may be as black as night

But me I think this guys all right

Hermione doesn't like it when he picks on Neville

But me I say

"Give him Hell!"

They sit in class afraid to speak

But if you had him angry

Wouldn't you be meek

We took a test the other day

And what can I say

I was kinda curious

But when I looked behind his back

It made him furious

But when he starts to get mean

I go to my full height and tell him

"Don't make a scene"

Other students start to gape

At the man they all call Snape

So now I'm landed with detention

Because I didn't pay attention

In the dark and dreary dungeons

I sit there waiting eating my funeons(1)

Then he came in with a Coke

After I said hi we never spoke

What happened to this guy's sense of humor

He'll get it back now or sooner

(evil laugh)

A/N: so what did ya'll guys think? This is my first attempt at

a pofic. Give me some good reviews. Plz. I love you. Alan

Rickman is the best in the world. I love him. He is mine.

(1) Funeons are onion rings. For all of you who don't know that.