The Hokage of Oz

A/N: Very much inspired by her picture, so this is dedicated to Lizmun. Enjoy! To see her art, go to devinatart and search: Hokage of Oz.

Disclaimer: I have recently discovered blackmail. Don't be surprised if Naruto is owned by me in the future and Masashi Kishimoto has "disappeared".

Chapter 1

Sakura tumbled out of the sky and hit the ground with a loud thud. Needless to say, she was not happy. "Damn it, Naruto! You always manage to get me into these situations." She looked down to see a very apprehensive Pakkun shivering in her arms. "You just had to drag Kakashi's dog down with me, didn't you?" She shook her fist at the sky and jumped up and down a few times with chakra filled feet. It was then that she heard a small groan.

Sakura looked all around her, wondering who had made the noise when, all of a sudden, Iruka popped out of nowhere and he was wearing a very frilly dress with a crown and wand. "Iruka-sensei," Sakura asked incredulously, "Why are you wearing a dress?"

Iruka shushed her. "That's not important right now. What's important is getting me out of this dre-." Before Iruka could finish, hundreds genin were hopping out of every little place at once, singing something along the lines of, "Ding Dong, Orochi's dead. Which old perv? Orochi-perv!"

Sakura was more than a little freaked out. Where had the genin come from? Why were they singing? And what had happened to this Orochi-perv? She glanced over at Pakkun, who seemed to be having some kind of seizure. Poor dog, she thought, I hope he's not scarred for life. "Even if he's not, Naruto definitely will be. Cha!" Were Inner Sakura's comments about the situation.

Sakura was lost in plotting Naruto's death that she jumped about half a mile when Iruka tapped her on the shoulder. "Sakura," he said, "I think your standing on one of the legendary sannin."

Sakura looked at her feet. Sure enough, right under her ninja combat sandals, was a very dead Orochimaru. "So that's what Orochi-perv stood for!" She smiled at her understanding of the genin, realized that she had killed Orochimaru, and did what anyone in her situation would do. She screamed at the top of her lungs and fainted.

When Sakura slowly awoke from her unconsciousness, she could see genin surrounding her from all around. Konohamaru leaned over her with a huge grin on his face and said she had done his town of Konoha a great service by killing the evil Orochi-perv. He asked if there was anything he could do to repay his and the town's great debt to her.

Sakura glared at him, glared at him again, and kept glaring until it was obvious he and his genin buddies wouldn't leave her in peace, nor say anything even remotely sane. "JUST LET ME FRIGGIN' SLEEP, YOU MUNCHKINS!!!" she screamed at them much to Inner Sakura's delight as she watched the genin scatter like rabbits. After that, she made sure that Iruka was watching her to make sure no little twelve-year olds would come and kidnap her in her slumber, she rolled over, yawned, and dozed off.