20 ways to annoy TFP Ratchet...or any incarnation of Ratchet...it's like Hasbro wants him to be mad all the time...on to the list...
1.Inject him with senthetic enregon in his sleep
2.Laugh while he can't control himself because of it.
3.Get a wrench and throw it at any near by 'bot while acting like him in the process
4.While Ratchet is getting chased by said 'bot' because they thought it was him (hopefully its Arcee and she'll kick his aft) just sit there eating popcorn wearing 3D glasses and say "Wow! Its so real looking!Its like Ratchet is ACTUALLY getting his butt kicked!"
5.Get severly hurt in battle to make him have to work extra hard...(trust me...its worth it)
6.When Ratchet walks into the room with you and the other autobots...insist every one call him a chicken.
7.If all goes well with chicken plan...cover him in glue just before he comes out of recharge...then climb above the outside of him door with a bucket of feathers and dump them all over him...run...
8.When we chses you in the room with the other bots...just point at him...when they start laughing get a megaphone and say..."Boc,boc, BOGOOOCK!
9.Run...
10.Make Bulkhead trip and break something of value to Ratchet.
11.Hug him.
12.Tightly.
13.Paint him pink and put sun glasses,pink cat ears, and a tail on him.
14.When he walks in the room with everybody in it wearing the get up...play the pink panther theme...
15.When Optimus ask you to write an apology letter to him...write a meaningful letter that uses strong words that win Ratchet over in the beginning...but as the letter continues...get in to a topic about pizza...
16.Example for letter:
Dear to whom ever this letter advises,
I would like to take this time to say I am very sorry for what I have done...i would hope you forgive me for my mistakes...I would like to take this time and remember the delicious pizza I ate...and sorry I ate it because now it is in mah belleh an dats where its gonna stay!
17.If Ratchet procedes to have an annoyed look near the end of the letter and he comes running after you with a wrench...use Bumblebee for back up.
18.if Ratchet threatens to remove the warrior-in-training's voice box again...just simply tell 'Bee to transform and roll out!
19.Make everyone wear hula skirts to their next checkup with Ratchet.
20.Tell them to start Hula dancing while Ratchet is trying to work...
Rathcet: You poor fragging excuse for an intelligent human! GET BACK HERE!
Me:Nope :3
Ratchet:*Gets wrench*
Me:Scrap...
Ratchet:*Throws*
Me:*Dodges,like a boss* Nananananana!
Ratchet:GAH!
xD okay,this is by far the funniest! Who should I do next? Leave a review!