AUTHORS NOTE: This is a fanfic that I've been working on for almost three years now! it combines the manga, the OVA and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged by Team Four Star. highly recommend watching team four stars videos as they are hilarious! PLEASE COMMENT IF YOU LIKE THIS AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HELLSING EXCEPT VIRA, THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN!

A cool breeze blew through the cool summer night as Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing sat behind her desk currently absorbed in a mission report. As the last few weeks had been nothing but busy, she indulged in the silence that filled her spacious office. Very few sounds drifted in from outside but they were muffled by the beautiful crimson silk curtains that draped effortlessly from the windows. A knock on the door fractured the silence. "Enter" Integra commanded with authority. A tall, old man with medium length greying hair in a ponytail and a monocle entered her abode quietly. A look of dismay adorned his features as she finished one report and started on the next. "Yes Walter?" Integra questioned not looking up from the report one bit. "Sir Integra, we have a problem" Walter stated plainly as he stood at full attention. Sighing under her breath, Integra pulled her eyes away from the reports to finally look at Walter and study his features. "It concerns young Lady Hellsing ma'am" Walter stated with irritation in his words. "What did she do this time?!" Integra questioned, anger clearly swelling in her voice. Walter just merely pointed to the window. With a heavy sigh, Integra stood from her chair and gingerly strode to the window. What she saw made her eye twitch. Walter saw this and hastily made his retreat to his office. "VIRA!" was all that could be heard on the second floor of the mansion.

The revving of motorbikes and screeching of tires echoed through the yard of Hellsing as the troops played a game of "hockey" (though it was really just polo with motorbikes and two soccer nets).
Swerving with almost unnatural speed and grace was a rider clad in black leather that was currently in possession of the ball. As the other team tried to block off their goal, the black rider used the rocks along the edge of the garden as a ramp and vaulted clean over the blockade. Behind enemy lines with the ball still in possession, the black rider kicked up debris using a donut, smacked the ball straight into the goal. "GOAL!" the referee declared. As the troops went wild with cheers of joy and excitement, the black rider skidded to a halt in front of their team. As the rider removed their helmet, short spiky hair the colour of a raven's wings appeared to stick out all over the place . A thunderous roar was heard emanating from sir Hellsing's office. Upon hearing the words "VIRA DALACKWA HELLSING!" everyone stopped dead to turn and look at said offender. With a defeated sigh, Vira slumped her shoulders and hesitantly made her way to Sir Hellsing's office.

"WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TURNING THE YARD INTO A SOCCER FIELD?!" roared Integra. Vira merely stood in front of Sir Hellsing's desk, not even daring to move an inch for risk of invoking Integra's wrath even more. The silence in the room was deafening. A quiet knock came at the door. "Sir Integra?" Walter asked behind the safety of said door. Integra's voice immediately took on a loving and understanding tone upon hearing Walter's voice. "Come in" she said. though A hint of anger still hidden in her voice. As Walter crossed the room to stand next to Integra, he shot a bemused smile towards Vira knowing that it would lift her spirits just a little as she awkwardly smiled back. Handing sir Hellsing a manila folder containing documents, Walter quickly started in briefing her about a recent attack in a small village named Cheddar. As Integra glanced over said report, her eyes landed on Vira still standing there not moving a muscle. Breathing an irritated sigh, Integra addressed Vira. "Be washed, dressed and in the car in 10 minutes. We're going out" Integra stated plainly. Vira saluted and turned hastily to make her retreat out the door.

Vira was glad to finally be out of the car. There was only so many times you could read the same report without talking to a still simmering Integra. Upon arriving at the police blockade on the edge of the village, they were escorted into a command tent where the detectives and officers were busy discussing possible options to their situation. As they entered the tent, they were greeted by the lead detective of the operation. the detective turned and glanced at the trio "who are you supposed to be? "he said, arrogance showing through his tone. Walter bowed gracefully and motioned to both women. "May I introduce Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing and Lady Vira Dalackwa Hellsing". The detective merely looked them up and down. " this doesn't concern you fancy pants aristocrats so bugger off!" the detective spat as he looked upon the two suit clad women in disgust. before the man could even register what was happening, Vira back handed him across the face sending him down to the floor. when the detective regained some of his wits, he moved to cradle his jaw as he stared up at his assailant in astonishment. "I'm gonna head in and see what we got" Vira says as she turns and starts on the road towards the village. Integra glares at the back of Vira's head as she exits and begins to explain to the detective.

under the calming glow of the moon, Vira wandered along the old cracked road into the eerily silent village. drinking in her surroundings, she noticed the distinct markings of a firefight on the ruins of what was probably once a cottage. as she unholstered her gun and continued further into the desolate village, the air became thick with the smell of blood and rotting flesh. a smell that Vira knew all too well: ghouls. now on high alert, Vira quickly raced further down the road into the centre of the village where no doubt the her target was residing. as she grew closer to the centre, she was halted by two ghouls wandering aimlessly. without even stopping, Vira swiftly disposed of the ghouls with little effort as she continued on her journey. upon reaching the centre and making sure that it was secure, Vira pulled out her phone and dialed.

As sir Integra continued to explain the situation to the misogynistic detective, Walter noticed the soft vibration emanating from his breast pocket. he excused himself and briefly exited the tent to answer his phone. seeing the caller ID, Walter couldn't help the faint smile that graced his features as he answered the call promptly. " Lady Vira it is good to hear from you again" Walter said smiling as Vira began: " Walter, I'm in the middle of the village right now and there's barely any sign of the vampire. I've only encountered two ghouls and there appears to have been a shootout but nothing else. probably out in the fields somewhere. recommend sending in the crimson fucker to flush him out". "Of course maám. now if you will excuse me, I need to get back to sir Integra before she strangles that detective with her bare hands. "Walter chuckles. "ooh please record it for me!" Vira squeals excitedly down the line. Walter lets loose a hearty laugh at the comment before hanging up to save the poor detective from his boss.

Vira continued on her way to the border of the forest as she awaited Alucard's arrival. when she noticed the faint tracks in the dirt, she opted to continue her advance from the treetops as to remain undetected. as she neared the ghouls, Vira caught a glimpse of a blonde police woman weaving through the trees and bushes in a desperate attempt to evade capture. Curiosity outweighing her judgement, Vira followed in pursuit , her gun at the ready until she saw a blur of crimson in the distance. She smiled and halted her advance knowing that it would be taken care of.

Unaware of Alucard and Vira's presence, Seras raced through the dark forest, desperate to evade capture. desperate to not become the next victim of the blood sucking monster hot on her heels. as she broke out into the clearing, Seras skidded to a halt as she was confronted by the remains of her former colleagues. "Eddie, Simon?" she begged as her pursuer quickly subdued her. "that's right, your little boyfriends belong to me now and soon you will too." the vampire declared as he eyed his catch. Seras stared back at the crimson eyes in terror as he began exploring her "I require blindly loyal servants so I have no intention of creating a Draculina who possesses free will!" As a blood curdling scream pierced the night air, a tall dark figure sporting a red trench coat approached the skirmish. the vampire looked over his shoulder at the intruder in annoyance as the figure came to a halt. "who the hell are you?!" the vampire questioned, his annoyance clear. "your death" the figure replied through his smirk as he drank in his surroundings.

A short distance away, Vira sat on a sturdy tree branch high above the field, her camera at the ready. "Oooooooh dis gon be goooood!" she whispered to herself as she eagerly awaited the fight to begin.
TO BE CONTINUED...