Author's Note: Holy Hell, it's been a long time since the last battle! Let's quickly fix that.
This is my forty third episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Tutenstein from the show of the same name Vs. Imotep from The Mummy. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.
Beat: Nas feat. P Diddy - Hate Me Now Instrumental (/watch?v=qT8tNN02Dvs)
Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Tutenstein…
Vs.
Imhotep!
Begin!
(Tutenstein)
Nice skin Frankenstein! Too much time in the dirt?
Like the Curse of the Hom Dai, may my verses hurt!
Don't start a battle with me! You're rotten! Clearly!
I'll make sure you don't return unlike your remade series!
You've been around since 1932! You're far from fresh!
I'll eat you alive like the scarab beetles that ate your flesh!
When this battle's through, I'll make sure you STAY deceased!
Being Pharaoh's hazardous to your health. Same for the high priest!
(Imhotep)
Tut, I hope you know it's another mummy you're meeting.
You couldn't beat Isis in a game of Senet without cheating.
Disappear to your museum in defeat, cry in your sarcophagus!
Drown yourself with creamed ice stuck in your esophagus!
3 voice actresses for you on your show? I am not impressed!
Your rapping is more rusted than the crown on your head!
No one remembers your show! You don't have much exposure!
Your show ended 7 years ago! Your TV reign is over!
(Tutenstein)
My show may be over, but fans still remember me!
Besides, I have over 13 thousand results on YouTube! You see.
This little rap battle will have a victory like no other!
I have Cleo & Lexus, you only have your dead lover.
Arnold Vosloo in your role? Please! That's WELL off!
I'll steal your victory like when you stole the scroll of Throth!
Like your chance with Anck-su-namun, victory is long gone!
Fall back into the pit, exactly where you belong!
(Imhotep)
You fool! I have my chance, your egotisticness!
Like your bandages, your rapping's a mere mess!
3,010 years old? Get that fact through your decayed head!
Before it caves in like the tomb that ended with you dead!
I'm much more powerful than you! No use trying to fight this!
You feared for Cleo's life when she caught Bronchitis!
When you get how much of a failure you are, stuck in that brain,
I'll bury you back in Egypt where you'll NEVER awaken again!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!