A/N: Way, way out of my comfort zone. But I'm trying something new, and hopefully, it's not going to suck.
He heard this saying from one of those dumb as shit movies his mom loves to watch and then spend hours crying about how he's nothing like those pansy-assed dudes in them. Something like, I gave her my love, and she gave me a pen. If anyone ever heard him comparing himself to some pathetic little douchebag on tv, he'd have to punch their faces off, but he thinks he kinda understands that feeling.
Or maybe it's more like, I just gave you the best sex of your life (okay fine, the only sex), and you gave a hateful glare (not even a sexy one) and a downright hostile, "Finn will never know about this". Seriously, what is this bitch's issue? Other than the fact that she is a grade A bitch? It's not like she wasn't enjoying it. For one thing, he's the Puckmaster and everyone has a good time with the Puckmaster, and for another, holy sweet mother of god, if he could have recorded that sound she made when she came and make it his ringtone, he'd legit do it.
And he's no idiot, he's done the whole covert affairs thing. Look at all the cougars in his list. Finn is his bestfriend, and it's not like he wants to hurt the giant fucker.
Puck just wants to fuck his girlfriend.
Again.