To Woo a Datsun
Transformers (G1) Verse
Rating: PG
Characters: Jazz, Prowl
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, but if Hasbro is looking to give them away…^_^
Woo [wu] – verb (used with object) – To seek the favor, affection, or love of…
It was a well-known and accepted fact throughout the Ark that one Jazz—Saboteur Supreme, Head of Special Ops, Third-in-Command of the Autobots and in short, One, Sweet-Aft Mech—was hopelessly, irrevocably and unequivocally infatuated with one Prowl.
Now, many might ask themselves why this mech in particular would attract the interest of such a gregarious and attractive bot. Perhaps it was the tactician's calm and soothing demeanor. Or, maybe it was something simpler, such as his simple, yet elegant features and that subtle, yet alluring black and white paint job. And of course, there were those hypnotic doorwings that everyone seemed to fixate on so…
Smokescreen did, in fact, have a rather sizable (and profitable) betting pool going specifically on this subject matter, but the truth was that no one had ever just asked Jazz. The visored mech's answer would have been fairly straight-forward too, because somewhere between Cybertron and Earth, he had just fallen for the indomitable enforcer.
Stemming from Jazz's apparent lack of tact, or perhaps it was just his lack of self-preservation instincts, the stylish black and white took to flirting with Prowl at any opportunity that he had outside of a strictly business setting. As he was so transparent about his intentions and the SIC had yet to give any inclination either way as to how he felt about Jazz's intentions, jaws started wagging and Prowl's reputation simply lent itself to their gossip.
How anyone could miss (or for that matter ignore) the handsome and lyrical ops mech was beyond them. Either Prowl truly had been created without proper emotional subroutines, as many had guessed, or he was the most completely oblivious mech in Cybertron's history.
Either way, Jazz was not ready to give up hope yet…and Smokescreen's betting pools only grew.