The Eevee Prince
By AnimeDutchess
A/N: This was actually inspired by a website that does drabble mad libs. I took the basic concept from one of the mad lib outfits and ran with it! Please enjoy it! Oh, and this is technically my comeback to the ShiShi-Verse! Hooray!
Disclaimer: AD owns nothing; not Pokemon, not that wacky website...not even her soul. She sold that to the voices in her friend's head a couple months ago...XD
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Ash Ketchum, who lived on the outskirts of a big kingdom. He liked to play with the many types of Pokemon that lived around his rural little home, his personal favorite being the saucy little Pikachu that would often come to visit him on nights when he ate things with ketchup.
Anyway, one day he was traversing the fields when he saw something moving underneath a nearby tree. He went to investigate, and found an adorable Eevee underneath, the poor thing lying on the ground and mewing in pain; one of its paws was broken! Ash knew that he just had to help the poor little guy, so he scooped the Eevee up and took him home, where he treated the Eevee's paw.
"You can stay here as long as you like," He said to the foxlike Pokemon, who had been staring at him with disbelieving eyes the entire time. Then the Eevee smiled, and Ash smiled back.
Things began to fall into a routine, with Ash taking care of Eevee, and bringing his new friend around to meet the other Pokemon. One night it even met the saucy little Pikachu, although oddly enough, the Pikachu regarded the Eevee as something strange for the rest of the night...
Then, one night, when the moon was full and the sky was clear, Ash lay in bed unable to sleep, but he didn't know why. He then felt something snuggling against him, and he turned his head to see Eevee slinking into bed with him, nuzzling the boy with its head. Ash smiled warmly at this, and embraced Eevee gently, and they fell asleep.
Ash woke up refreshed, but it was still dark outside, for the sun had not yet risen. He turned his head again; Eevee was looking straight at him with its big, brown, expressive eyes. He stroked Eevee's head softly.
"Oh, Eevee, you're such a nice little guy...I hope you never have to leave...I love you a lot..."
"Kiss me, Ash!"
"WHAAAAA??" Ash almost jumped out of bed in shock. Eevee's don't talk!
"I said kiss me!" The Eevee went on, "I'm really a human prince, and the Wicked Witch Misty placed a curse on me! If I don't kiss someone during the transition from night to day, I'll stay like this...and I've really come to love you, Ash!"
"Uhm..."
"I'm mega sexy, rich, and you can bear my children! What do you say?"
"Well, if I kiss you, and you do turn into a human, can we just live a normal life together and try the whole relationship thing out before we talk about kids?"
"Sure, anything for you; I'm indebted to you, anyway!"
"Hm, alright." And so Ash kissed Eevee, who then glowed and changed into a very charming young man around Ash's age. The sun's rays started to peek out into the sky, and the boy now looked at Ash with warm, green eyes instead of large, brown ones.
"My eternal thanks to you," He said. He took Ash's hand and kissed it, the other boy blushing at the contact. "I am Gary, Prince of this kingdom, and I will do anything for you, for you have saved me from a life of being a cuddly Pokemon...and I've fallen quite madly in love with you, actually."
And so, Ash and Gary went on to lead a happy life together...happy meaning that Ash got pregnant within the week, so they had a Vegas wedding, and they still live in that rural place with their many sexy babies, laughing and loving like there was no tomorrow.
Fin
A/N: ...Yeah, I don't even know what that was. But I liked it! XD This is total crack, complete PWP...and utter randomness. Anyway, review, please, and Ja Ne! - AnimeDutchess