I'm on a roll, writing my third fan fiction in just 3 days! The pairing this time is KirixSaku!
Disclaimer:
Kirihara: Why the hell am I doing this?
Me: Because if you don't, I'll switch the pairings. From you and Sakuno to Atobe and Sakuno.
Kirihara: !! You wouldn't dare…
Me: Try me.
Kirihara: Fine. (In a Sailormoon outfit.) But I still got one question, why the hell a Sailormoon outfit out of everything else??
Me: Just shut up and do it. The faster you do it the faster you can get out of the outfit. The outfit cost me a lot of cash, so you'd better be grateful.
Kirihara: You little…..It's no use arguing with you. For love and justice, I'm the handsome sailor-suited senshi – Kirihara Akaya! I would like to proclaim that Charmane does not own Tennis no Oujisama, if she did, I highly doubt any of us would come out alive at the end of the story.
Me: Not as good as I wanted, but still passable. You can get out of the outfit now. (Kirihara leaves, Niou comes out of hiding place)
Niou: Man, I could make copies of this and paste them all over the school. Akaya's reputation will be ruined forever!!
Me: Whatever, but you owe me a copy, and I still have to start the story.
Birds were chirping aloud on a particularly sunny Sunday morning. Sakuno was at a park, eating a strawberry ice-cream. She was waiting for her boyfriend, Kirihara Akaya to arrive.
A few minutes later, Akaya arrived. Greeting her with a kiss on her cheek, Akaya sat down beside her, telling Sakuno about his former match. Sakuno listened intently, still licking her ice-cream. Then, Akaya turned to look at Sakuno, and saw a smudge of ice-cream on Sakuno's face.
"Sakuno-chan."
"Hai?"
"There's a smudge on your face."
"Where?"
"There."
Akaya leaned in closer to Sakuno, and licked the smudge on her face. Sakuno turned beet red and could only stammer and stutter.
"A-Akaya-kun!"
"Mm, I never knew that strawberry tasted so good."
A few minutes after Akaya and Sakuno had left the park
"Ii..data."
"Akaya does seem to like strawberry now."
"Can you let me have a copy of the picture, Renji? After you had it developed of course."
"Of course, Sadaharu. This little date between our two kouhai has definitely given me a lot of new data to think about."
"Definitely. Fuji would buy these pictures probability 100. Oh yes, give me two copies. I'm selling the other one to Fuji."
"Ah, Fuji Syuusuke, the sadist and tennis tensai of Seishun Gakuen would love this picture and use it for blackmailing Akaya probability100."
"Hoi hoi, nya! Fujiko would keep it in his file of blackmail material."
"Eiji-senpai, does Fuji-senpai really have a file of blackmail material?"
"Hoi, hoi, hai! He has a lot of blackmail information concerning buchou especially!!"
"Ii. Data."
"Seishun Gakuen's tennis tensai has a whole file of blackmail information concerning students? I must ask him about that soon."
Niou: I'm baacckkk!! And, I got the photo developed and I already put them everywhere in school!! Oh, yeah, here's your copy.
Me: Thanks a lot!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Akaya actually looks cute in this outfit!!
(Akaya barges into the room, screaming curses)
Akaya: YOU!! You took the pictures!! Niou-senpai, I'LL KILL YOU!!
(Niou and Akaya runs off, leaving me, the author to sweatdrop at their childish actions. Then Fuji enters.)
Fuji: Saa, the picture was quite nice.
Me: Niou already gave one to you?
Fuji: Hai.
Me: Anyway, to everyone who read this, please review!!