Chapter 1: Ornithopter

"You've just watched 'Guy in the Jungle' on the Learning Channel next is the 'Majesty of Birds' followed by our 5 hour special entitled 'A Short History of Airplanes'"

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"Good thing we'll never have to survive in the jungle Ferb, are minds would be better equipped to be on the airplane show, it's weird that airplanes don't work more like birds considering they were the only things flying for a couple million years"

Ferb counted in his head, after all these years he knew what was coming next and he also knew it takes Phineas 3 seconds to figure out what he just said for himself

"Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!"

In the backyard with Buford, Baljeet, and Isabella standing across from Phineas and Ferb who have a curtain behind them.

"Today we have built and plan on flying our own personal ornithopters!" said Phineas excited as always

Everyone had a quizzical expression so Ferb answered them with "An ornithopter is a man made aircraft that achieves flight by flapping its wings in a way similar to that of birds."

"Ohhhhh, thanks Ferb" everyone replied to which Ferb shot them a thumbs up

"So here they are!" Phineas continued pulling a rope dropping the curtain revealing four silver metallic birds, and one pink one.

"Hey Dinner Bell, whats with the pink one you going soft on us?" Buford asked. Everyone was wondering the same thing but they wouldn't have worded it exactly that way

"Its not for me, I figured Isabella would want it since she likes the color pink" Phineas said looking a little nervous. Isabella blushed slightly at his gesture and Phineas noticed this and gained some color himself but quickly continued "Anyways everybody get to your birds and lets get this show on the road"

Everyone was flying their ornithopters over the town doing loops and barrel rolls some dives when Phineas said

"Comeon guys lets see what these things can really do" and took off impossibly fast away from the city followed by everyone else.

Dubee dubee du-ba dubee dubee du-ba

Perry, in the Flynn-Flecher house, puts his hat on walks up to a mirror, knocks on it then jumps through and appears in his lair coming out of an identical mirror

"Incredible Agent P!" said Monogram happy Perry's entrances are improving again "We've received word that Doofenshmirtz has been mumbling all over town about a platypus that ignored him. Our resources.."

"That's me!" said Carl from behind the camera

"Carl! Anyway our resources tell us that maybe, just possibly, he could be mumbling about you, Agent P find out whats up and do your thing"

Perry saluted and jumped back through the mirror

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry jumped through a mirror into Doof's building and the mirror promptly fell onto him and folded into a glass box. Perry wondered whether Doof was psychic or if every square inch of this place had a trap on it

"Ah Perry the Platypus I'm so happy your here and by happy of course I mean not happy at all!" Doofenshmirtz said as he usually does

"So today I re-present to you Eulg! which is in this automatic water gun...inator. Hmmm. Well anyway remember a while back when I planned to put Eulg onto the adult diaper factory? Of course you don't you left before I could even tell you my back-story!"

"So anyway I've opened a repair shop to fix anything and to ensure people come to me when their stuff breaks I'll put Eulg on anything that is fixed by anyone else, or if business gets slow I'll just put it on things that weren't broken to start with."

Perry was impressed, it wasn't exactly evil but it was definitely a good corrupt business strategy that perhaps someone less accident prone than Doofenshmirtz could pull off. Perry hit his bill against the glass and it broke harmlessly around him so he jumped out.

"Perry the Platypus how did you escape? Hmm perhaps I should have used tempered gla- ummph"

Perry knocked the 'doctor' over causing him to drop the automatic water gun that was filled with Eulg it shot over the balcony. Perry ran to the balcony and decided it was heading to the forest on the edge of the tri-state area so nothing would be affected. Often these things would head to his owners backyard but he had been feeling protective recently and figured if whatever they were working on fell apart it wouldn't be good. Perry went to destroy the Eulg gun when he saw the glass had cracked and just enough escaped to make the rest of the gun fall apart and release the rest of the Eulg

Perry jumped off the balcony with his hanglider and heard "Curse you Perry the Platypus!" just as the D.E.I. building fell apart

Flying over the forest near the edge of the tri-state area

"Hey Mom's gonna be home soon you guys head back I'm gonna try out a few more maneuvers, I've gotten a bunch of emails from business people in town who want to buy the design, tell mom I'll be back in a little bit if she beats me home."

"Ok." replied everyone and they turned to leave except for Isabella who said

"Hey Phineas mind if i stay and help?"

"Yea sure, I mean not at all, I mean, hey guys if Isabella's mom asks tell her shes with me."

Another "k" from everybody and Isabella and Phineas were alone flying around each other having fun until Isabella asked a little nervously

"Umm Phineas what does the red light between the blue and green buttons indicate"

"It tells you when there is an imminent impact from something, why?" said Phineas also sounding a little nervous

They both looked up and saw it just as it hit Isabella's left wing. After a second she rebalanced.

"That was close." She and Phineas said simultaneously and no sooner had they said it when Isabella's wing fell apart and her ornithopter took a spiraling nosedive toward the river that was probably over a mile down

"Isabella!"