I Think My Boyfriend Might be gay…

Author: Lil'miss x-raybutterfly (formally know as Saskura-chan)

Editor: right now I have none other than Zoie Roxanne

Disclaimer: don't own it, but this is MY IDEA DAMNIT MUHAHAHAHAHA

A/N: so I just got this idea a few hours ago and Read-n-Review just got on my ass for not posting anything so im writing this, (SO ITS DEDICATED TO YOU HOMIE...meh) I plan to make it a 7 shot, so please R-n-R and tell me what ya think. Sorry that Sakura (the one telling this) sounds so stuck up but I did my best to make her sound like a 'concerned girlfriend'

Chapter 1: Suspicions

There have been many signs before, now that I think back about it, I was just to naive to think that there was even the slightest possibility Sasuke wasn't straight.

It was just impossible.

Inconceivable.

I mean yeah, he stole my eye shadow from my purse on a regular basis.

He enjoyed shopping.

He never really looked at other women, however when some fine assed male supper model walked by…but seriously he could have just been admiring those fine sculpted abs.

He loved cuddling. It was always cuddle, cuddle, cuddle. Sex was nonexistent. I mean hell? What teenage boy doesn't have sex on there mind for every other thought in their tiny brains and then some?!

And it's not like I didn't try… You'd think degrading myself by walking around in something that was so damn tight and short that anything with a penis could clearly tell you weren't wearing a bra and that it was probably a thong if anything. And let me tell you plenty of males noticed, Naruto for one ended up in the infirmary for a week and a half… That's nothing compared to Lee.

Then of course there was the lack of playboy, I don't even think this boy knows what porn is.

And somewhere in between the ruffled bed skirt and the weekly manicured nails with black nail polish you'd think I would have put something together.

But NO.

I had to catch him in the act.

Cheating on me, lip to lip with Naruto…

Chapter 1 end

A/N: short I know but I was trying to get something up for it to see if my idea will fly XD so please Review now that you've read and tell me everything u think, good? Bad? Horrible? Fucking amazing? What the hell is this? I take constructive criticism to heart.

And for those of you who have read my other stuff and know me by Saskura-Chan, sorry for the name change, but I just really don't care for my old name anymore XP