AN: Heyo. This is something I have wanted to fool around with for a long time. It's kinda a running joke among me and some friends to make up stupid shit that the gw1 player character has been doing this entire time since Anet says nothing about it, and when they do say things its not fun at all. So i figured, hey, how funny would it be if they reincarnated as the commander the entire time? After all the gw1 characters you meet all seem to recognize you.

So that should be fun.

Legend Squared Chapter 1: Born Again

By the gods... where in torment am I?

I can't see anything. The entire world is pitch black. Of course, I'm not even sure if my eyes are even open. Trying to shift my eyelids gives no response. Its par for the course with the rest of my body.

I'm not in the stygian veil, am I? No that should be impossible. I cleared out the remnants of that years ago. Kormir should already be fixing it up all nice and pretty. Unless she got distracted again by some more nonsense. I swear even as a goddess she can't focus for more than a few minutes at a time.

That's probably blasphemy, but Koss argued we get free passes for life since we knew her personally. The priests never had a very good response to that. Normally they would just sputter and choke on their own spit.

But back to my current condition...

Slowly the world returns to me. I still can't see, but some sensation begins to return to my limbs. All in all, its not a very pleasant experience to wake up to.

It feels like I am being crushed under some massive weight. It's squeezing on me from all sides, pulsing every few seconds. My limbs barely respond to my movements. They feel so incredibly sluggish and uncoordinated. I can't even squeeze my hand into a fist.

Mists take me, what is happening to me?

The feeling of tightness travels up my body and vanishes. An incredibly bright light blinds me despite my eyelids being closed.

"Their they go!" An airy feminine voice comes from... somewhere. It's so loud its almost deafening, yet somehow sounds like its coming from the far end of a tunnel. Echoing back and forth, reverberating in my head.

It HURTS!

A pitiful wail forces its way out of my mouth. It's a high pitched, unrecognizable thing. What is this? I am a hero! I have braved the harshest places in the mists! I have killed gods and changed the course of the entire world!

Why am I crying?

I don't think I have cried since the Searing.

Actually, scratch that, I shed a few tears at Gwen's wedding. Don't tell anyone, I have a reputation to keep up. It's hard to keep up the image of a stoic, getting things done, no nonsense leader.

Cynn never shut up about my sweet tooth once she figured it out. Even Pyre tried to bribe me with candy for time off from "hero"ing.

Something forces open my eyelids and a miniature sun is placed in front of them, blinding my sensitive eyes instantly. What kind of torture is this? Did the ministry of purity capture me somehow? Impossible. I should be back in Kryta now, shouldn't I?

"Eyes are functioning properly." The voice said again, this time sounding much closer and thankfully quieter.

The blurry figure pokes and prods me for a few minutes as my eyes slowly come into focus.

Staring at me with massive light brown eyes, greyish mottled skin and some sort of doctors' outfit on, is an Asura. Both of her arms stretch out towards me and she seems so HUGE, taking up all of my vision.

Asura are not supposed to be that tall. I'm not exactly a giant, but even my small form easily towers over any Asura I have met.

Hopefully someone will answer my questions immediately.

"Congratulations, you have birthed an adequately healthy progeny!" My vision blurs as I am shifted around. My eyes can't seem to track movement properly. The asura hands me off to another set of arms and I find myself staring up into another pair of massive grey eyes.

These are different than the other pair. I don't know what it is about them but they just... make me feel so calm and relaxed. Like I'm being held in their warm embrace. I can't bring myself to look away from the entrancing orbs.

It's quite strange.

"Oooh look at you! You look so smart already. I bet you will grow up to invent all sorts of wonderful things won't you Vaxxi?"

Say what?

The huge eyes blink slowly and I am broken free of whatever magic they have over me. Another massive head slides up next to the first, this one slightly more angular and harsher looking, but smiling wide and showing off more shard asuran teeth.

"She has my ears! So big and floppy! Although they are black like yours."

His ears are big. Compared to the asura I knew they were absolutely massive. They hang down far enough they reach his shoulders easily.

He looks quite top heavy. Perhaps he wears weighted boots to compensate.

My right arm is pulled on by the female asura and my eyes are immediately attracted to it.

Why... why does my arm look like an asura...

Why does my EVERYTHING look like an asura?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AN: I'm bad at asura names. Every character i make in the game is "Color me (something)" so I'm shit at inventing names. I should just log in and PM a friend that rps or something and make them do it for me.

But I'm lazy, and push comes to shove i will probably be referring to them by their titles most of the time anyway.