Disclaimer:

I don't own DGM if I did.. well lets just say it would be Rated RMF... meaning rating man fucking~~~

Summary~

So this is were there's a summary...but I'm sorry no

Warning:

Bitch and the word babies is said! I'm also not responsible for any blood loss, or crazy killers, or You... So have fun!~

~Where do babies come from?~

Once upon a time, there were three young kids - a little Allen, a little Lavi and a little Kanda.

Well more like a nine-year-old Kanda and Lavi with a seven-year-old Allen.

The story started around the time Kanda and Lavi made friends with the young boy Allen. Actually it was more on Lavi part that they were all friends, but everyone know that the young Kanda had a crush on little Allen.

Anyways back to the plot of this interesting tale of mine!

"Lavi-chan!" a chibi Allen yelled running up to and older redhead kid, and stood next to him was none other than chibi Kanda.

"Moyashi-chan!" Lavi pulled the boy and gave him a bear hug.

"Can't breathe Lav-i!" the younger boy gasped.

"Let him go rabbit!" Kanda growled

Lavi released Allen while he raised a perfect brow at Kanda.

"What? Are you the great and might Yu jealous of mine and Allen love for each other? the idiot redhead said smirking.

"Che" was the long raven hair boy's only reply.

"Umm not to get in the middle of everything here but Yu-senpai...I have a question for you..." the youngest said looking down at the ground

"Huh... a question for Yu? Well, then are we finally going ask Yu if his.. I mean she's a girl?" Lavi chuckled while getting a death glare from the other boy.

"What is it Moyashi?" Kanda said in a gentle tone which got another chuckle from the redhead earning him another death glare

Allen stared at him with innocent eyes then his mouth turn to a pout which, Kanda found incredibly cute.

"I can't if you aren't looking at me Yu-senpai!" he whined cutely

Kanda quickly turned to look at the young silverette. "Che, there okay I am looking at you now Moyashi. Now spill." Kanda gave him a soft glare, which in turn made the young boy blush.

"Um...Well...umm..."

"Just spill it Moyashi, we don't have all day"

"Don't be mean Yu, Allen's trying his best!" the redhead said instantly, scaring both boys because they were in their own little world and thought Levi disappeared, but Kanda being a man with all the manliness didn't show it at all as for the younger one he almost jumped out of his skin.

"Just go on with it Moyashi!"

"The name is Allen, BaKanda!"

"Allen-chan, don't change the subject! Just tell us what you wanna ask Kanda!" Lavi said butting in again.

"Oh yeah!"

"Just get on with it..." Kanda shook his head

"Umm fine...umm Yu-senpai...wheredobabiescomefrom?" Allen said in a soft voice.

"Huh? Say that again Moyashi I couldn't hear you"

"...WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM YU-SENPAI!"

Everyone stopped and stared at the boys after Allen yelled that aloud.

"Moyashi!" Kanda growled "Who told you to ask that question!" Kanda's face was red whether out of anger or embarrassment.

"Well it was Oneechan, She told me specifically told me to ask you...So where do babies come from Yu-senpai?"

Allen said with an innocent smile.

"I'll tell you after I kill that woman," Kanda said as he started marching off to Allen's house knowing that was where the younger boy's older sister would likely be.

"But wait I wanna know now Yu-senpai!" Allen yelled chasing after him.

"Man, this is going be fun" Lavi said and followed his friends

"I will eat you"

Okay so,

Hime-chan edited this for me!~ You know Shizume, Thank her for spell check and fixing senpai for me!

So review if you want more chibi stories!