Disclaimer- Don't own Kingdom Hearts! (But I love Yuffie!)
Notes- Femslash... slash... cursing... I think that's it... NO SEX! (Sorry dudes)
Okay, I know this probably is gonna suck since I didn't even plan this out. I'm just going with the flow here. Basicly, I'm going to be making a lot of refernces to a play I hadn't even heard of before this. So throw me a friggin' bone here! This is Kairi x Yuffie as the main pairing. There is alittle Riku + Sora and Leon + Cloud in here too, but only stated facts! Okay try to enjoy.
She Clicks
Chapter 1: The Play
Kairi was always the skinny girl. She was always the unnoticed girl. But when her school was having a play, she was perfect for the female star role. Or so she thought. One would think she would have wanted to be Juliet in the play last year (Romeo and Juliet), but instead has decided that she will try out for the leading lady in Antony and Cleopatra. Why? Because her best friend in the whole world that she has had the biggest crush on is going to be playing the leading man, of course!
"Sora, I hope I do well in the try outs! Do you?" She asked.
"U-Uh... sure, why not? I mean, uh, you'd be good! Hehe..." Sora looked over at Kairi hoping to make her pleased. He wasn't really hoping she did well, because then he'd have to kiss his best friend. No, he didn't want that at all. Plus, Sora had his eyes on someone else anyway. The boy who had made the part of Octavius Caesar. His silver hair and bright blue eyes were so beautiful and Sora could barely keep his eyes off of him. Seeing the silver haired boy move off to the bathroom, Sora excused himself to follow. Kairi wasn't happy.
"Look, Kairi I really gotta go!" Sora said faking the need to use the restroom.
"Fine, but I hope you piss yourself on the way there!" She yelled after him. She saw the way Sora looked at that boy, but that's not what made so annoyed. She didn't feel jealous. It didn't bother her one bit. That was the problem. As a matter of fact, Kairi didn't like guys in general. That scared her. It scared her very much.
"Hello. Your Kairi right?" A tall girl with a nice figure and short black hair walked up to Kairi.
"Yeah, why?" Kairi replied coldly. Honestly, Kairi found this girl VERY hot.
"Mine name's Yuffie. Nice to meet ya! I'm one of the student directors of the play." Yuffie said happily.
"Oh! Um, it was nice meeting you!" Kairi was nervous. Here was this beautiful woman and Kairi was just lost for words.
"So, are you ready for try outs? To make this a little easier and for things to go by quicker, each student director watches a different student try out so that they are less nervous and each director can give their own opinion. Of course you still need to go to all of them, it just goes by quicker! Did I say that?" Yuffie continued rambling on for minutes until Kairi interrupted.
"Can we start now?" She said. Yuffie nodded handing her the script.
"Since you are trying out for Cleopatra, then you read those lines. I will pretend to be Antony. Sound good to you?" Kairi nodded at Yuffie's statement. Yuffie pointed to a spot in the script and motioned for Kairi to begin.
"I am sick and sullen." Kairi began.
"I am sorry to give breathing to my purpose..." Yuffie continued swept away in the moment.
"Help me away, dear Charmian, I shall fall. It cannot be thus long, the sides of nature will not sustain it." Kairi felt tense. This was almost too much for her to bear.
"Now my dearest queen... " Yuffie's eyes were glowing. She was glowing. Acting must be something Yuffie really enjoys, Kairi thought as she continued with her lines.
"Pray you, stand further from me."
"What's the matter?" Yuffie fit to well into this role. If she tried hard enough, she probably could have made the perfect Antony for the play, She was MUCH better then Sora.
"I know, by the same eye, there's some good news." Yuffie hold up her hand.
"Good, good. I like you very much Kairi and I think you'd be perfect for your role." Yuffie said as she took the script and wrote a note on a piece of paper.
"Here, take this note of recommendation and move on to the next person. I hope you do very well and get that part. Maybe I'll see you around school sometime. Bye." Waving, Yuffie walked off to get yet another girl trying out for the role. Kairi watched in a daze. Still not believing what just happened, she continued through the directors until she finished. Taking a seat afterwards, Kairi watched as Sora shared a kiss with the silver hair boy and wondered back over to her.
"God, looks like you did more then pee, asshole!" Kairi yelled. Sora looked hurt.
"SORRY! Look, I know you like me, but I don't swing that way and I would have told you sooner if I'd known myself!" Sora replied angrily.
"Well, you missed my try out. What a great friend you are! And for your information, I might be gay too." Kairi had enough. She got up and walked away into the corner of the room. Sora didn't follow. Minutes later Yuffie and the four other directors got up on the stage of the auditorium.
"The cast sheet will be posted up tomorrow for Cleopatra and all other side cast members. And will everyone give a hand two Sora (insert last name here) and Riku (insert a different last name here) who will be playing Antony and Octavius Caesar." Clapping erupted around the auditorium. Sora and the silver haired boy, Riku, just nodded their heads and smiled a shit-faced grin. Yuffie looked over to where Kairi was and winked. 'Oh my god! Did I get the part or something or does she like me like that or something? Am I really gay? Now Sora thinks so! Shit, oh shit, oh shit!' Many thoughts to that effect ran through Kairi's head as she looked at Yuffie with her shit-faced grin. After most of the people left, including Sora and his new boyfriend, Yuffie walked up to Kairi.
"Congrats. You made your part, but barely. I was able to get you it though." Yuffie said smiling. Disappointment spread across Kairi's face.
"Something wrong? How about some coffee? I know a get place for coffee." Kairi shock her head no. Yuffie's smile never left.
"How bout we skip the nervous searching for the right words to say thing and I ask you out now?" Kairi gasped.
"I, um, sure! But how... " Yuffie giggled.
"I'm very observant! So, Friday at 8 sound good?" As Kairi nodded her mother drove up.
"Kairi, time to go. Tell you're new little boyfriend you'll talk to him later." Yuffie laughed, but with some manliness to it.
"See you Friday." She (cough, cough)/ he said in a deep voice asshe got on her black mountain bike and sped off into some bushes.
Kairi sighed.
"Yeah mom, that's my new boyfriend." She said as she got into her mother's car and they drove home.
To Be Continued...
Hey, it's not that bad, right? Tell me in your reviews please. AlthoughI don't like 'em, flames are good too (I guess). More of the reviews I get, the sooner I'll update! And remember, I wrote this at 3 in the morning!
-Jeck