Violet. Jade
Girl ur momma so fat she walked past my tv and I missed an omnibus of hollyoaks.
Girl my momma is dead.
Oh yh shit.
Sorry that was fletch. He formally apologises for all dat stuff.
Its fine. I'm so glad fletch is finally watching hollyoaks tho
Soap of the year award. Everyone gotta watch it
We're the original fans tho
Yes.
Wanna meet up for coffee?
Coffee? Ew
Milkshakes then?
Sure, girl.
Yo MAMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE CAN'T EAT A MILKSHAKE
Fletcher, you don't eat milkshakes. -_-. Vi tell your boyfriend/idiot to get off your phone.
WHY SHOULD I BITCH?
Because this is Dusk and if you call Jade bitch again, I know where you live.
Shit.
Ha wondered why fletch teleported away. Go dusk!
Thank you, Violet.
Anyway, this is Jade again! Milkshake?
Awesome.
Where and when?
Um, Milkshake Mania in Dublin at 2?
It's 5pm now...
Oh yeah I meant 2am
Okay...
I'm in the cinema for a james bond film w/fletcher
Oh. And that will take 7 hours?
That was all Fletcher. About 7?
U need a lead for that boy.
Tell me about it.
See u later then!
Fletcher. Valkyrie.
Heyyyy valamus. I'm bored! Wanna hang?! Xoxoooxoxoxoxox
So many things wrong with that text. I'm starting with Valamus. Then xoxooxoxoxoxx
I'm sooooo bored xoxoxoxoxoxxox
And drunk?
Noooooo xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxx
Dude enough with the xoxoxooxoxoxox
Ha that's my life xoxoxxoxooxox
Don't even think that makes sense
My life is so typical xoxooxoxooxoxox
Typical? You're a teleporter.
Peeps out there judging me xoxoxoxoxx
?
Is that a negative for the hanging xoxoxo
YES I'm on a stakeout with Skul. Where's your girlfriend?
At Milkshake Mania with Jade xoxoxoox
I do really love Vi xxoxoxooxoxoxox
Awesome, Fletcher.
I'm a bit drunk. Blame Anton. We hoteled over to Japan! JAPAN'S AWESOME BTW XOXXOOXOOXOXOXOX
Okay, Fletcher. Bye.
Bye xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ghastly. Erskine.
I'd kiss you a million times if you did that ;) xxxx
Okay. Hello.
Don't play hard to get! :) xxxxx
I'm not.
Well come over to my office xxxx
Um.
You'll never regret it xxxxx
Uh.
I promise ;) xxxxx
Uhkay.
I'm playing one direction songs just for you xxxx
Okay. Thanks?
You're welcome, baby xxxxx
Ghastly?
Yeah, my amazing lover...xxxxx
This is Erskine.
What?
This is Erskine.
Um.
Please tell me you didn't know that.
What the hell...
What?
It says Tanith as my contact name for this contact.
Haha that's what Dexter was doing on your phone then -_-
So your office...one direction...
Shut up. Never tell anyone.
Too late! Official Irish Sanctuary Website. Screenshot AND copied and pasted all texts.
I hate you.
Mwahaha might even use Global Link and send.
No.
No.
Erskine?
Erskine, please.
I hate you.
Dexter. Erskine
I see by the Global Link that it worked?
Yes. I'm proud
Hilarious. Bloody hilarious.
I know. Although you could have warned me.
And ruined my fun of watching you struggle? No
Haha o_-
What the hell kinda smiley was that?
A winking one
You're mad
Dex.
Yes?
I CAME IN ON A WRECKING BALL
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE
LMAO. ERSKINE YOU'RE MAD
Thanks. Bye
Later loser
Peace out
Peace in
?
Bye Erskine.
Dusk. Sanguine
Kiss ass.
Huh?
U a li'l kiss ass dude
Li'l's my word
Oh dude, you didn't just dibs a word
DIBS LI'L
Well I get Vampireness, ValHot and Crup then
How would u use them in a sentence tho?
With all my vampireness, ValHot would be my perfect girlfriend. Crup, that skeleton is killing me.
Bloodie hel
Hahahhahahahahahahaa
Bloodie hel-my fave swear
Spelt it wrong
Duh. I know.
Lol
Why am I talking to you?
Bc I mad cool
And a bit drunk
Bye