.Ha.

The day couldn't possibly get any better!
My giggles slipped out from my mouth, my eyes closing as I waved my hands in the air happily, loving the little twinge of pain that tugged at my legs,
Mr. Batman's gadget. Such nifty things they are.
Nifty, nifty, nifty.
I laughed again, my groan cutting it off. My blood was going to the top of my head.
Like an hourglass? How cool!
Do I want to get down?
I licked my lips; my saliva was being overflowing little things.
Do…I want to get down?
My hair was falling in my face too.
I waved my arms and clumped my teeth together, trying to control my giggles.
This was just too funny. Funny, funny, funny.
What did I want to do again?
Oh, the city lights are so pretty!
My eyes narrowed, it reminds me when I had a Golden Lab.
Or was it a German shepherd?
With a Big yellow house, Yellow was my wife's favorite color.
Or was it my brother's?
But we had a swing; it was fun, fun, fun! My brother didn't like it much, said it was too small?
No too big! It went to the tall trees. It was colorful. Like the city lights.
Ohh, The pain's getting funnier. Is my foot asleep?
Where'd batman go? Oh yes. To save my little- A laugh blurted out of my mouth. -My little sidekick.
They grow up so fast.
Fast, Fast, Fast.
Now, what is my little batman up to?
Does he think he can cure my apprentice?
mmmm, He would have to bring back his dear girlfriend.
The beautiful one. That slugged me!
Quite a dull slug though, if I say so myself.
It was just a small zesty sting. Nothing spec-Ohh! Someone turned off there light.
I wonder what there expression would be if I put a knife to there throat...?
Would it be the full fear, the confusion, or the tough love when they try to fight back?
A sob gasped out of my mouth and then a laugh.
So funny....so sad...so sad...so funny...so…
I think I want to get down now.
I searched in my pocket of my lovely jacket for a trusty knife, not so carefully grabbing it and lifting it in front of my face.
Aw man, I cut my finger, I'm going to get blood on my jacket.
Huff, huff, huff
I hummed my favorite tune, digging the knife in the dopey gadget as if I was slowly silting someone's thin neck.
My giggles couldn't be contained. I did that to the nurse with red lips today.
Or was it yesterday?
I dug deeper and faster, knowing there was a certain surface under me that I may drop too.
But who knows, maybe I'll get lucky and fall to the white pavement.
Ohh, that's one pain I haven't lived though before, Death.
Finally the rope snapped free and I fell.
But too quickly. Because in just a second my body slammed against a hard, and nicely sharp pained surface.
umfhh.
Well, I guess The Batman is going to have to kill me after all.
And with that thought I laughed harder then before.
HA HA HA HA!