S3ASA1T1C3CR3AM: Hello! This is not my first fan fiction however it's the first I will be posting!!! Wish me luck on this! It's AkuRoku YAOI boyXboy!!! It's rated M for Roxas' dirty day dreams, dreams, and thoughts! And in later chapters. . . ::drumroll:: LEMON!!! :D Everybody likes Lemon! I know I do!!! Alright. . . HERE WE GO!!!

A/N: This is all mainly from Roxas' Point of view! Oh and he might talk or yell at you guys sometimes!!! But he doesn't really know your there. :3

Disclaimer: Um… If I owned KH2 it would be a porn videogame rated M for pure smut and sexyness. Therefore I do not own KH2.

Summary: I'm in high school. My name it's not important. What is important is that my best friend is the hottest thing to ever walk the !$*ing planet.

Chapter one

Intro

Hey! I'm Roxas Strife! A seventeen year old guy with nothing on his mind but his crazy best friend… The dreaded redhead. Don't get me wrong I love the guy, maybe just a little too much actually. I mean he's just been the sexiest thing I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot. Oh here's one more thing you might be intrested to know he's also the biggest ASS HOLE you will ever meet.

Sorry got off subject. Any ways I'm Roxas. Let's give you the basic run down of well… me. 17, 6'5'', 125lbs, Grayish blue eyes, pale, bleached blonde(with some blue tips X3), snake bites, my ears have 14 piercings each, my nails are generally painted black, and the basic clothing style I prefer is what most would call emo or "sceen". What ever the hell those words even mean. Family oh gee you had to go there… I'm the 4th oldest out of 5. Cloud the oldest out of us all. He moved out a couple of years ago to join soldier. Lexaeus the proud football captain of DestinyHigh. I hate him. He hates me. End sory. Rikku the third oldest the captain of the cheerleading squad… Hate. Then there's me. The crazy fag who hates sports and wishes nothing but misery to all sports. Then The youngest my little brother and favorite! My little Sora. He's perfect! And unless you want a broken face and dislocated dick or uterus I sujest you agree with me.

SHIT!!! I have to sleep now!!! I start Junior year in the morning!!! Good night all!!!

"PULLED UP AT A STOP LIGHT,

DID DRUGS ON THE DASHBOARD,

LOOK AT THE MESS WE MADE TONIGHT,

KICK OFF YOU STILETOS AND,

FUCK ME IN THE BACKSEAT!!!

FUCK ME IN THE BACKSEAT!!!,"

The lyrics sounded off in my room. I didn't want to get up. I don't care if the Glimlens are taking over I WILL NOT get up. "Roxas!" A small angelic voice called. "Roxas wake up! You have to drive me to school! And you're not allowed to make me late on my first day of high school!!!" I opened my eyes to see my sweet baby brother look excited as ever. HE'S SO CUTE!!! . "Alright Alright Sora. You win I'm going I'm going." Faling out of my bed I crawled to my dresser and then to my closet. Hey call me lazy call me a drama queen I don't want to walk. Despite my refusal to walk I had to. I did not want the cold tiles of the bathroom floor touching me. After a shower, getting dressed, and packing my book bag I was left standing in front of my mirror straightening my hair and drawing on my rather thick lines of eyeliner.

Happy with my look for the day I smiled in the mirror at the thought of seeing my redhead and ran up the stairs to the living room. Wait… my redhead? Psh. I wish! "Alright Sora let's go Mr. Freshman!" Sora's face lit up I think he was relieved that the anticipation was finally over! Although when we got into the car he seemed to be acting funny. So as his loving big brother I pried. What?! I'm nosey!!! Leave me alone!!!

"Hey Sora! You excited?!" He nodded. Ok something was wrong. Where was the screaming, flailing ball of energy?!

"Dude something wrong? Nervous? Scared? Cause you have no reason to be. It's not so bad the teachers are nice and if anybody tries to pull the FRESHMAN HUNT shit with you I'll skin then with my thumbnail and eat their organs. See nothing to worry about!" Sora giggled. Did I get what was wrong?! And then he was serious again… "Sora what's up? Seriously there's something wrong." He looked up at me a slight pink in his cheeks. "Roxas I…" Roxas you what?! Oo! I know maybe he's going to confess his love to me and forever be mine!!! Yes then I can keep him FAR away from that whore Kairi… Yes. All mine. Bwahahahahaha! "Roxas I think I'm gay… and I don't want to tell the person I like because I don't want to loose him." Tears began to form in the boys eyes. DAMN! IF HE CRYS THEN I'LL CRY!!! AND I HAD MY EYELINER JUST RIGHT TODAY TOO!!! "Who is you like Sora? C'mon I'm sure they'll be alright with it." His face went blank. "I love Riku…" . AAAWWW!!! "Sora that's so… CUTE!!! MY GOD I LOVE YOU!!!" I screamed hugging my baby brother to myself! Well it's not me but I trust Riku. "ROXAS!!! THE ROAD!!!" oops… We swirved and almost hit another car but thankfully didn't. Hey I know that car we almost smashed! Looking over at the red corvet and then to the driver. Ya know that sexy guy I was talking about well there he was in all his grumpy morning, cursing, sexy self, glory.

Rolling down my window I smiled and waved at the crazy pyro. He looked at me and his mouth dropped I guess he didn't even look at who he was cursing at huh? Stupid redhead.

Pulling into the parking lot said redhead at my heels smiled I relized here we go again. Another school year and then frowned when I thought and m last with Axel. Well I just sure as hell better make this one count!!! He's got something coming I'm just not sure what…

HURRAY for chapter 1!

I hope it wasn't total crap… And it was mainly an intro chapter so yeah… More characters introduced into next chapter and a cerain redhead might get carried away.

REVIEW if you want a hot sticky makeout session to happen between Axel and Roxas! Reviewers get uh… COOKIES! And maybe that makeout thing. :3