The Wayne Manor on the outside was as usual. Dark and Foreboding. It was about six in the morning, when one of the occupants of the mansion began his daily morning routines.
Bruce walked into the kitchen all spiffed up in a business suit.
"Good Morning Master Bruce how was your trip?" asked Alfred as he poured Bruce a cup of coffee and dished out some pancakes.
"It went well Wayne Enterprise has now spread to Western Europe and Eastern Asia. The crime spree that was going on is now done with. How were the boys?"
As if on cue "I SWEAR DRAKE I WILL MAIM YOU AND INCERATE YOU ALIVE!"
Bruce sighed as he heard footsteps run around upstairs.
"Ohh I'm telling on you when Bruce gets back." Damien's face got worried for a second until he covered it with a glare and smirk. "Not if you're dead first." Tim's face paled as he yelled,"Dick! Damien's trying to kill me!" He ran into Dick's room and hid behind the half asleep man. "Dami, Tim it's too early for this…." He walked into the hallway with both kids next to him. As they began to head downstairs they stopped and stared at the person in front of them.
"Dad you're back!"
"Welcome back home Father"
"Hey Bruce!"
Bruce smirked "Hey boys I hope you all didn't cause Alfred to much trouble. How was patrol?"
Before anyone can answer Alfred walked in.
"Master Bruce how about you catch up at the breakfast table?"
They all nodded and took a seat around the table. There was an empty seat though.
"Alfred I think you set up too many plates." Said Bruce
Alfred shook his head and said "I'll let the boys explain."
They all looked at each other. Damian turned his head while Tim began to eat his pancakes.
"Aww come on you guys" yelled Dick "Uh well while on patrol we bumped up with The Joker. He had just stolen this weird amulet from Morgaine le Fey and he ambushed us. So right when we were about to be taken out…. Uhh."
Tim yelled out. "Jason helped us; he took out the Joker and retrieved the machine. Soo..."
Damian sighed. "Grayson and Drake decided that he should stay due to some injuries he contained." Dick and Tim glared at Damian.
Bruce looked at the boys and said" So you're telling me that Jason is upstairs sleeping in a comfortable room instead of being in Arkham where he belongs. And this amulet, where exactly is it?"
The boys looked to each other and said "With Jason".
"How can you three be so irresponsible? How did you get ambushed?"
Damian yelled" If Grayson wasn't talking so much over the comms I would have heard them sneak up on me."
Tim turned to Damian and yelled "He was explaining the mission and clearing everything up. As Batman, Robin should listen to him! I did."
Damian growled "And that's precisely why you aren't Robin anymore!" Tim glared at Damian.
"Damian that was unnecessary to say and as Robin you should listen to me. If you did you would have heard that I said to return." Sighed Dick a little agitated
The room was silent for a minute until Jason walked in yawning "Good Morn Brats, I'll get some grub before Ol' Brucie comes and attempts to take me away to Arkham." Jason had the amulet under his arm.
He finally opened his eyes and saw Bruce glaring at him. "Oh it's you. Welcome back from trip. DAD." Jace said sarcastically.
"Jace you're going to Arkham." Said Bruce
Jace glared at Bruce, "If it wasn't for me your beloved boys wouldn't be here. Well actually Golden Boy and Demon was conscious but replacement was out cold. What a person you chose to replace me pretty useless."
Tim glared at Jason. "Um I wouldn't have replaced you if you was so hardheaded and was blown to bit by Joker. I mean if you were so good how come you couldn't disable that bomb or escape."
Jason growled and leaped for Tim but he was held down by Dic
"You guys calm down. We shouldn't fight."
"Oh shut it Grayson. You're stuck in your own happy go lucky world."
"How about you pull that stick up your ass out, Demon?" Jason yelled while slamming the amulet on the table in-between all of them.
"How about you pull that crowbar out your ass, Todd?"
"Damian, Jason. Shut the fuck up both of you! I try so hard to keep peace but Jason you always do the wrong thing. Tim acts as if he knows everything. Bruce is emotionally disabled and Damian you you. You're a combination of all of them plus you act as if you're perfect when you're not. You are not batman you'll never be him and with the way you are you'll never ever be a great matter a fact you won't even be a decent Robin!"
Everyone was shocked for a minute until they all began to argue again. The amulet began to glow red and spun around until a giant red light shot out.
"What the hell..."
"What is going on…?"
"What?"
"…"
"Ahh"
The light faded and the guys got back up.
"Ahh my head, what just happened?" said Dick. He looked up and saw that his body was across the room. "Uh guys what's my body doing over there?"
Dick's body looked wide eyed at him. "Grayson why are you speaking from my body?"
Dick looked down and saw little chubby fingers. "Oh my gosh I'm 10 years old!"
Tim laughed and said "No Dick you're in Damian's body. Ohh this is priceless!"
Dick laughed" Tim you're in Bruce's body. Hahaha"
Tim looked at his hand, "Holy crap I'm the freakin Batman! Wait if I'm Bruce then where is Bruce and who's in my body?"
Bruce rubbed his head and saw that his body was talking across the room. "What the..?"
He looked at his hands and saw Jace's hands. From behind him he heard an outburst, "Why is my body over there!"
Jason ran to a mirror, "Holy Shit I'm replacement! How, When, Why, What?"
Bruce stood and said" Boys lets figure this out."
They all stood in a line and watched Bruce uh Jace uh Bruce walked back and forth.
Dick's body was rigid and was watching Jace.
Bruce's body was giggling as Jace walked back and forth.
Tim's body was glaring at Jace's and muttering curses.
Damian's body was leaning on Bruce's.
"Okay so apparently, the amulet has switched our bodies. I'm in Jason, Jason is in Tim, Tim is in me and Dick and Damian are in each other's.
They all sighed. "So what do we do now?" asked Tim and Dick
Bruce shook his head. "I don't know."
They all stood in the middle of the kitchen looking to each other for an answer that the other didn't have.