(DISCLAIMER: I don't own Maximum Ride, I don't own Total ... All I own is my computer, so there!)
CHAPTER ONE
Yes, I have thumbs, that's the first thing I want to let everyone know. I, have thumbs.
That is the ONLY reason I can type.
See me typing?
(Laughs)
TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE!!!
I am so cool…
Anyway. The humanoids got their own story, so, why can't I have mine?
Yeah, every dog has his day and baby…
I'm a talking dog, and today is MY day!