Disclaimer:
Disclaimer:
I do not own the characters of Harry Potter, these belong to that wonderful author JK Rowling and the various publishing companies used to publish her works. I am however borrowing them, no not to make money but for fun and fun only. :)
Summary:
A simply funny insane fiction with Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Severus Snape hears something he really should not have…
Severus Snape had finished with patrolling the corridors and was just looking forward to a nice relaxing bath. He headed down to his rooms and heard something in his classroom, from the student's potion storage room. He walked in and was about to blast the door open when he heard something strange and he paused listening. He knew the two voices, one was Draco Malfoy and the other was Harry Potter. What in Merlin's name was going on?
"Oh Harry that is perfect, you sure no-one will guess we are here?" Draco purred.
"Shh, if they find out we are so dead." Harry said giggling.
"Oh that is so good, don't hog it!" Draco moaned.
"I am not, who went to the work getting all this?" Harry said.
"Well you have a point." Draco said and there was a slurping sound. "Oh that is so good!"
"I know, I never thought I would do this with you." Harry said followed by more slurping.
That was it, Snape could not take this anymore. He stormed over to the door and opened the door and lit the room up with his wand. His eyes narrowed at the boys sitting on the floor and he looked from the boys chocolate covered faces to the very large bowl of rich dark chocolate pudding. The boys looked up frozen in horror, large spoons frozen with chocolate on them. Snape dearly wanted to laugh but he could not, instead he glared at the boys and Draco being Draco finished his spoonful and offered the next to his head of house.
"Hello sir, would you care to join us?" Draco said.
"No, get cleaned up and get out." Snape snapped at them. "You are very nearly past curfew."
"Um can we finish?" Harry said looking up innocently.
"No leave now!"
The boys ran for it and Snape looked at the chocolate dessert and picked it up along with a spoon. Later that evening McGonagall came down and was puzzled as to where Snape was, she needed to give him some papers and he was nowhere in sight. She had seen Remus come down here and there was a strange sound from the potions cupboard. Soft slurping, moans of pleasure. She stormed over and opened the door and blinked. Severus Snape and Remus Lupin were sitting with a huge bowl of chocolate pudding finishing it off.
"Hello Minerva care to join us?" Snape said smirking up at her…
The End…