"Wow!" Shouted Levant excitedly "A really, really powerful monster and I've battered it to a pulp! Now to capture it!"
Levant ruffled through his jacket and brought out his flute.
"Get ready to be captured you mythical, mystical beast!" Levant laughed.
He brought the flute up to his lips and blew.
"Bbbbrrrrmmmppphhhhhhhhh," Levant blew.
He looked at the flute in confusion "What the?"
The beast shook his head "No purse your lips,"
"Like this?" Levant asked and blew again "Brrrrrrmmmphbbrmmppppppphh,"
"You're blowing too hard," The beast said.
Levant threw the flute down in a huff "I can't do it!" He crossed his arms and turned his back to the beast.
"No come on, you can do it," The beast encouraged.
"No!" Levant whined "Can't do it! Fuck off!"
The beast frowned "Don't talk to me like that young man! I'm trying to help you,"
Levant shook his head furiously "No it's stupid! Ash has it easy!"
The beast raised an eyebrow "Who's Ash?"
"Ash Ketchum, he uses pokemon balls to catch monsters!" Levant cried.
"Oh for god sake," The beast said and walked off "You just sulk,"
Levant sat down and started to cry "Fucking hate my life!"
THE END WHOOP!!!