I warn you, I'm French so my English is not perfect.


iMeet a Vampire

Ace Jones was finally in Seattle. Urgh, the trip was awful but I'm gonna see my best friend Freddie. He's the only one who knows my secret: I'm a vampire. And no, the sun can't burn me, it's a stupid superstition. I was killed and turned into a vampire in 1856 by a bitch, I don't even remember her name and I don't care. Anyway, I think I'm in Bushwell Plaza because a weird guy is yelling at me.

"DON'T WALK ON MY FLOOR!"

"Hi errr… Lewbert, can I have the keys for my apartment? "He gives him the keys and was about to open his mouth but Ace interrupted him, "And stop yelling, it's really getting on my nerves, damn it."

He reached the stairs and, when Lewbert was out of sign, used his vampire speed to get into his apartment. He liked it, modern, big and dark with two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen and a living room. He looked himself in a mirror, he had spiked up black hair, green eyes, a pale skin and a slight beard. He was tall, strong and attractive. He was wearing black jeans, a red shirt, black sneakers and a leather jacket.

He decided to see his best friend. He reached his apartment and bumped into someone.

"Oops, I'm sorry." Then he looked at the girl and he recognized her, "Eh, you're Carly from the web show iCarly, right?"

"Yeah, it's me." She smiled at him, "You're new here, I never saw you before."

"I just moved here, in apartment 9-D."

"Well, welcome to Bushwell Plaza. Wanna come in my apartment?" He nodded.

Carly and Ace walked in her apartment and sat down in the couch. Spencer came from nowhere which made scream Carly. Ace laughed at her reaction. Spencer waved at him.

"Are you Carly's new boyfriend?"

"Are you kidding me? No way. " Ace smiled at her, "I'm 22 years old, she's too young for me and even if I was 17 years old, I wouldn't date her. "

Carly looked him like he was insane, "Can I know why? "

"Yeah, why? She's pretty, smart, funny, a bit strange and annoying sometimes but…"

"SPENCER!" Carly yelled at her older brother.

"I'm gay, so Spencer, are you single?" Ace asked.

"I'm straight so don't ask me this question ever agai…"

Spencer was interrupted when Freddie entered. He smiled ears to ears and hugged Ace.

"Oh my god, Ace what are you doing here?" He released his best friend, "I thought you were in France."

"France was cool and I learned French but I missed you buddy so I moved here."

"Awesome! Which apartment? "

"9-D, just above yours… It's me or did you worked out?"

"Yeah a lot, I had to tell you what happened to me those past years."

"Guys," Carly called.

"I'm all ears Freddie," Ace ignored her.

"First, I dated Carly just after I was hit by a taco truck but I broke up with her."

"Guys," Carly repeated.

"Fredward Benson, why did you do that?"

"GUYS!" Carly yelled.

Ace and Freddie stared at her like she had a mad cat on the head.

"You want to come with me at the Groovy Smoothie?" Carly asked the two boys.

They nodded and followed her. On the road, Carly asked a few questions to Ace.

"So what do you dislike and like?"

"I don't like cats, zombies and romantics movies. I like How I Met Your Mother, iCarly, French food and boys."

Carly giggled and Freddie laughed a little. They arrived at the Groovy Smoothie when they heard Sam yelled.

"Eh, Carly, Freddork and errr… the pale one, come here."

They sat with Sam. They talked and joked during one hour. Ace got up, "Freddie, you wanna hang out with me?"

"Of course," He took his jacket and follow Ace outside, "Where are we going?"

"We're going to a bar, we both need a drink."

"But I'm too young. The barman won't allow me to drink unless you…"

"Unless I compel him, you read my mind Freddo"

::: Groovy Smoothie :::

"Did you see how Freddork seems happy with Ace?" Sam asked while she was playing with a straw, "I never saw him smiles like this. Do you think he's ga…"

"Oh god no… I'm mean, no I don't think so." In reality, Carly liked Freddie a lot, "Excuse me Sam but I've to go home, bye."

"See ya tomorrow."

::: Bushwell Plaza :::

Carly was about to enter in her apartment when she heard Ace's voice.

"Whoa, Freddo you drank too much and you almost slept with that Brenda girl." Then he laughed, "I think you're gonna sleep at my place because your mom might freak out if she sees you in this state."

Carly couldn't believe it, her Freddie drunk? She shook her head and entered in the apartment, she really needed to sleep.

::: Ace's Apartment :::

Ace carried Freddy on his shoulders and laid him on the couch.

"No mom, I don't wanna sleep!" Freddie mumbled in his sleep.

Ace chuckled and went to his bedroom, even a vampire needed to sleep.

::: Saturday Morning at Ace's Apartment :::

Freddie woke up with a huge headache and heard Ace's voice.

"Bad hangover buddy?" He was holding a cup full of blood, "Last night was funny, you danced like a crazy dude and you puked on Lewbert." He took a sip, "You should probably take pills for your headache… wait a second, Freddie your arm, it's bleeding." He put his cup on the coffee table and examined Freddie's left arm, there a wound. Ace bit his own hand and handed to Freddie, "Drink my blood, it will heal you and make disappear your hangover."

Freddie drank Ace's blood and then got up. He didn't have the hangover anymore and his wound had disappeared. He noticed that he was still wearing his clothes from last night, "Ace can you give me some clothes?"

"Of course Freddo, wait a minute." Ace went to his bedroom and returned holding a red polo, black jeans, a boxer and a pair of socks.

Freddie took the clothes and put them on him, "Thanks for the fun night Ace. See ya later."

He went down the stairs and entered in Carly's apartment. The brunette was on the couch watching a movie.

"Hey Freddie," She was surprised, he doesn't seem to have a hangover but his hair was messy, "How was your night?"

"Errr… great… I think. Ace said that I puked on Lewbert and danced like a crazy dude," Carly laughed and Freddie sat next to her, "I won't drink alcohol ever again."

Ace walked in the apartment wearing a green t-shirt and black trousers, "Did I forgot to tell you that you almost lost your v-card?"

"What?!" Carly and Freddie screamed in unison.

"Well, her name was Brenda, she gave me her number but I burned it. Trust me Freddo, she was ugly and freakin' crazy," He sat between Carly and Freddie, "But a much hotter girl gave me her number and her address, I think she's 17 years old."

"Why she didn't give it to me?" Freddie asked.

"You were asleep… on a billiard table." Ace replied laughing.

Freddie got up, "Anyway, I'm upstairs, I need to check my equipment." He left Carly and Ace alone.

"Eh Carly what movie did you watch?" Ace asked.

"It's Eclipse from The Twilight Saga." Carly replied

"Oh no, I hate Twilight, seriously? Edward looks constipated all the time and Bella is the clumsiest girl of the universe. The only character that I love is Jane, she's awesome," Ace check his watch, "I'm gonna see Freddie."

::: iCarly's studio :::

Freddie was about to check his camera when he noticed the water on it. By reflex, he put his hand on it and then he felt electricity through his body and he fell on the floor, lifeless.

Ace entered and noticed that Freddie was laying on the floor, "Get up Freddo, not time for sleep." Ace began to worry, he laid his head on Freddie's chest, his heart wasn't beating anymore, "Oh no no no, not good, definitely not good. Wait a sec… Didn't I give him vampire blood? Damn it!" Ace pulled Freddie on his shoulders, "C'mon buddy, we're going to my place and please try to look alive."


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