TITLE: We're Laughable

AUTHOR: Kami Beverly

FANDOM: YuGiOh

GENRE: Comedy/Romance

RATING: PG

COUPLE: Bakura/Ryou

WARNING: Yaoi

DISCLAMER: I don't own anything. The end quote I ripped off from Sunfreak. Good stuff. Mostly Naruto one-shots. Nice YGOs too.

"I want you to kiss me."

"No you don't"

"Yes I do."

"No you don't."

"Yes, I do!"

"No, you don't!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

YesNoYesNoYesNoYesNoYes

It didn't matter whether he actually wanted it or not- he got it anyway.

It took a while before their hormones calmed down again, at which point Ryou turned over, stared his dark lover strait in the eye and said- voice dead serious- "We're laughable." Then he grinned and buried himself in inviting arms. This didn't matter either, of course, because this is where, when, how and why they wanted to be.

::When the dead man stops speaking, it's time to listen::