The Kitten Of The Akatsuki

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE AKATSUKI. I only own Iachi whom I love very much. :D

It was another of those boring, mission-less days for the Akatsuki, and they were itching for anything to kill, or to keep them occupied. And their wish was answered as a strangle mewling was sounding from outside of their house, cave thing.

"What the fuck is that?" Hidan growled angry that he was distracted from reading his favorite book, Religions Around the World.

"It's coming from the entrance…" Kakuzu stated the obvious, tinkering with a sewn together doll that he made out of complete boredom. "No dip you big shit…" Hidan hissed violently, making Kakuzu glare at him.

Zetsu sighed and walked towards the entrance and looked out, seeing nothing but a taped box. "Is this…It?" his two voices asked nobody in particular. His answer was provided when another mewl escaped the now moving box as something live in there struggled. "Holy crap, there's something inside," he picked up the box and carried it inside, noticing how light it was. Maybe it was a cat…a yummy cat. He dropped the box where the other Akatsuki members stood waiting, staring at him with questioningly looks.

"So, what's in there?" Pein growled, getting impatient. Zetsu shrugged and watched as Kisame walked over, using one of the kunai hidden in his cloak to split open the tape and open the box. Inside was a pitch black kitten, with eyes as blue as the sea, making the Akatsuki stare at it in wonder. The kitten looked up and hissed violently, being picked up by Zetsu who licked his lips hungrily, but someone took the cat away from his hungry stomach.

"Don't eat the kitty Zetsu-sama!" Tobi pleaded, holding the kitten close. The kitten yowled and struggled even in Tobi's arms, trying to scratch him, but coming to no prevail as Tobi only strengthened his grip, keeping the kitten right against him. He held it so tightly that is couldn't move, and it finally gave up in a breathtaking sigh that made it even surprise itself.

"Well, what are we going to do with this uh…kitten?" Sasori walked up, one hand on his hips and another holding a saucer of milk. The kitten mewled hungrily and struggled until Tobi let her go and allowed her to go lap up the milk.

"Tobi says we keep it! She's so cute!" Tobi exclaimed, making the others stare at him annoyingly. "Why should we house a fucking stray?" Hidan growled, walking over and picking the kitten up by the scruff. The kitten struggled violently, and then fell limp and glared at him. Hidan glared back and watched as the cat raised its paw, and scratched his nose. "AH! THE LITTLE FUCKER!" Hidan dropped the kitten. The kitten fell onto her back with a sickening crack and it yowled loudly in pain. Hidan gasped and looked at the kitten with what looked like worry on his face. Suddenly, a bright light surrounded the kitten as Hidan stood over it, who soon backed away as the kitten grew larger, soon developing arms and legs of a human, short blonde hair was adorned on the kitten's now human head. The kitten's body was developing into the human body of a teenage girl. The cat ears and cat tail stayed on her head and on her butt.

"What…the…fuck…" Hidan blinked slowly as the girl was now in front of him, lying down, curled into a ball of pain. "She's…naked," he stated simply, watching as somebody scrambled to put something around the cat-girl. She was soon covered with an Akatsuki cloak that was Zetsu's. "Hidan dammit! You hurt the poor girl!" Kakuzu growled looking at the girl whose face was contorted with pain as she struggled to wake up. Soon, the girl opened her eyes and gripped the cloak around her and she struggled to sit up, only to fall down as the pain surged through her body. "Ungh…" she moaned with pain, panting heavily. "Kakuzu, heal her! Do something!" Hidan felt something he had never felt before, guilt, at hurting this poor innocent girl who had transformed from a cat. Kakuzu leaned down to the girl, who shut her eyes as soon as she saw him and tried to move away, but failed as pain once more surged through her body.

"Calm down you idiot, I'm here to help," he growled, his hands turning green as he slipped it under the cloak and onto her back. She gasped at his icy-touch and wriggled, the hand retracted as soon as it was placed on her body. She felt no pain as she shot up, gripping the cloak tight and slammed against the wall, away from these weird…people. "Wh…who are you?" she hissed. Pein stood up and walked over to her. "We are the Akatsuki…" he stated simply, crossing his arms and glaring at her with his swirly eyes. She glared back at him with her deep sea-blue eyes and could feel his eyes hardening at first, and then softening slowly. "What's your name?" he asked in calm voice.

"My name is Iachi…" she whispered softly, making the boys look up at her soft velvet voice, surprised with how she sounded. This was going to be one hell of a party in the future.

A/N: Alright, first chapter done, and personally, I like it. Sorry it's short, but it's only the introduction of Iachi in the Akatsuki, let's see how things turn out, shall we?