The little Zero with no spam
I don't own gundam wing it's owned by sunrise and spam is owned by Hormel foods, SO DON"T SUE ME!!!! Please give me feed back
This was my first fic so don't be harsh my comp doesn't have spell check sorry!
"Chapter one" that's what it's called got a problem with that!
there once was a chibi wing zero who loved spam (don't ask how he ate it) and so every day he'd have the spam sales men with those nice bowls on there heads and there purple pants THAT TALKED with there penguin companion's that carried the spam for them. Then one day the sales men didn't come zero was quite upset because he had to eat Manwich or canned ham (which in fact is not spam). Days then weeks then months went by with no spam so our chibi little hero chose to set out to find the missing spam.
We find chibi zero walking along the rode to spamaroko were the spam is made. after a long time of walking zero sits down on a rock off the rode witch is good because a large parade of penguins with shiny hats waddled by (as everyone knows a penguin with a hat is very dangerous the more shiny the hat is the more dangerous the penguin is) and then he realized that HE COULD FLY so he took off but five minuets later he ran out of gas and fell on his ass. This didn't stop zero though.
Later that day
He walked and walked and walked then he stopped for a rest. When all of the sudden a traveling show of tap dancing midgets comes normally zero would ignore them but they always had tons of spam so he ran to them and yelled
"I'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU'RE SPAM!" and they said
"No."
"Why?"
"We don't have any would you like to see us tap dance?" by that time zero was running away.
See you next time in chapter two "holy crap the TRANSFORMERS"