Warnings: Character Death
Notes: I literally fed a program some of the characters I see myself as able to write from some of my favorite fandoms and had it spit some back out to me as pairings, then used those pairings as a basis for a drabble-ish lengthed story. Number Four got away from me for a while.

This is one of the few stories that I'm keeping open, but feel free to adopt any of these as your own stories.

Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, or anything related to them.

1. Dean Winchester (Supernatural) and Adam (BtVS)

"But why?" the thing asked. Dean had been hunting the monster that gutted the little kid in Sunnydale. And apparently it was curious about why he hunted.

"Because you're an evil son of a bitch?" Dean answered as if it were obvious. And it was, to him at least.

"You think I'm evil? I merely wish to learn. Do your insides work differently than the boys?"

Dean Winchester had been prepared for a monster. Dean Winchester had even been prepared for a human (there were some sickos out there that he had ended up on the trail of once or twice). But Dean Winchester hadn't been prepared for a hybrid.

The police would find his body two days later. He never found out the name of the thing that killed him - Adam - or that it had been killed days later by Buffy Summers and her friends.

Five years later, when Michael went to him in Heaven and asked him to say yes, Dean agreed on the condition that Michael protect Sam. Michael did. He hid Sam away, and then Michael-in-Dean-Winchester duked it out with Lucifer-in-Adam-Milligan.

Humanity didn't survive - all because Maggie Walsh had to create a Frankenstein-esque monster.

2. Peter Pettigrew (Harry Potter) and Warren Mears (BtVS)

Peter watched with disgust as the kid bragged about killing the Slayer. The Slayer was obviously The Hero of the piece, and there was no way some upstart kid, who couldn't possibly be anything more than a Minion With Slightly More Brains Than Normal, could have killed her.

Minions aren't ever that lucky.

And on the off chance that they are that lucky, The Big Bad would obviously be angry at them, therefore causing them to actually be unlucky (and likely in a great deal of pain and possibly even dead).

Minions really aren't ever lucky at all.

The news came on saying that the girl who had been shot (apparently The Hero in question) had survived. A few days later, Peter heard talk about the kid having been flayed alive, and he shook his head. If the kid wasn't happy with the Minion stick he should have just tried becoming one of The Big Bad's Lieutenants. Attempting to kill The Hero was bad form.

And speaking of being a Lieutenant, Peter had to go find the spirit of Lord Voldemort - his own piece's The Big Bad - and help him back to his body in an attempt to gain favor and a higher place in the ranks of Voldemort's Army of Minions - er - Death Eaters, he meant to say, Death Eaters.

3. Lorne (Angel) and Maggie Walsh (BtVS)

Maggie Walsh hummed as she worked. It was low and quiet and no doubt only someone with super-hearing would be able to hear it. Still, it became quickly obvious to Lorne that he'd have to escape, and soon.

That chick was crazy!

Lorne wanted to be gone before her Frankenstein monster got completed. It wasn't hard to tell the guard's positions. A few of them whistled while making their rounds. Lorne's escape wouldn't be noticed until he was already half-way to LA.

LA couldn't possibly be anywhere near as crazy as Sunnydale.

4. Mr. and Mrs. Granger (Harry Potter) and Rei Hino/Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon)

"Your parents are taking in an exchange student?" Harry asked. Hermione pursed her lips.

"Yes. Though I'm not sure why. It's hard enough keeping quiet about Hogwarts and magic when I'm over at someone else's house, but having someone else - a stranger? - living in our house twenty four-seven. Oh." Hermione groaned. "I'm going to leave something out, I just know it, and then some muggle girl will find out about magic, and I'll have broken the Statute of Secrecy, and then I'll go to Azkaban. Azkaban, Harry!"

"I'm sure it won't be that bad."

"That bad? Azkaban! AZKABAN HARRY!"

"You'll be fine, Hermione. Besides, maybe you'll luck out and the exchange student will already know about magic."

"I'm not that lucky, Harry."

"Well, we're about to find out," Harry said, as the train pulled into King's Cross.

"Wonderful." Hermione continued mumbling about Azkaban as she went to meet her parents.

"Hermione!" her mother called. "Oh, it's so good to see you again dear. This is the girl staying with us. Her name is Rei Hino."

"H-hello," Hermione said, mentally praying she wouldn't end up in Azkaban.

"Hello, Hermione-san," Rei said.

2 Weeks Later

"Oh," Mr. Granger said, "Look at what's on the news."

"...a terrorist attack in Little Whining..." the news anchor said.

"Oh no! That's where Harry lives." Hermione said.

"...wooden sticks, robes, and silver masks..."

"Death Eaters! Oh no! Harry could be hurt!"

"...Sailor Mars arrived on the scene..."

"Oh no! That's terrib - wait, what?" Hermione said.

"Sailor Mars stopped a group of terrorists in Little Whining," her father told her.

"Isn't Sailor Mars usually in Japan?"

"Yes, but apparently she's here now. Hey, Rei's from Japan. I wonder if they know each other," Mrs. Granger said. None of the Grangers made any more of a connection between Rei and Sailor Mars.

A Month and a Half Later

"Thank you for letting me stay!" Rei said, as they dropped her off at the airport.

"No problem at all dear," Mrs. Granger said. "Now don't be a stranger. You have our number and address, so call and write. We'll add any letter's to Hermione in with the letters we send when she goes off to boarding school."

"Yes, ma'am."

"I wonder if we'll see Sailor Mars on our way home dear," Mr. Granger said, as Rei walked away.

"We're not that lucky dear."

Three Weeks Later

It was in the middle of the day during their trip to Diagon Alley, when Death Eaters attacked. The mere sight of the Death Eaters sent witches and wizards running. Mr. Granger however just gasped and pointed behind them.

"Look. It's Sailor Mars! She's here to save us! The Death Eaters didn't even look. They just screamed and apparated away. Two months worth of dealing with Sailor Mars had taught them that immediate flight was better than trying to fight.

"Where? I don't see her," Mrs. Granger said.

"Neither did I," Mr. Granger admitted. "I just wanted to see if that would work."