Juliancraft
In a Minecraft game, Steve is teaching farm animals about crops...or singing about them.
"Farmers grow crops!" Steve sung.
"Oink" said the pig.
"Bawk-bawk!" said the chicken.
"Moo" said the cow.
"Yay! That's the way farmers do it!" says Steve.
Julian interrupts Steve for a second, clapping.
"Oh, hey there, Julian! Hey, everybody! This is a player named Julian A. Nichols!" says Steve. "Julian is one of the Minecraft lovers here. So tell us, Julian, how much do you love this game?"
"Only just one percent is how much this game is." Julian interrupts. "I spent two million dollars on-"
"Two million dollars?" interrupted the villager. "That's enough to feed my animals!"
"Get out." says Julian, as he pushed the villager away. "Anyways, where was I. Oh yeah, Two dollars on Minecraft is all I got. There are a bunch of creepers in there.
"Bawk-bawk!" said the chicken.
"The chicken said that creepers are bad!" said Steve, translating the chicken's lines.
"Well, these creepers don't even know how to speak! They're just boring green little things in this one game that blow up like exploding bombs!" said Julian. "This Steve is like getting paid to do things like, swinging swords, collecting diamonds, and other stuff? It's so stupid and boring!"
"Okay, okay, we're tired of hearing your conversation over Minecraft." says Steve, as he's tired of hearing Julian talk about it.
"Hold it right there for a second, Steven, Minecraft really spent me about thirty dollars on these things. It was better than the food." Julian said.
"Looks like food is the answer! Who wants some food, everybody?" says Steve, as he bought some food that the chickens might want, like eggs, milk, and ham.
All sheep run over Julian.
"First, you have to stop bringing a herd of sheep here." says Julian, pointing at the sheep that just ran away. "Those crazy farmers."
Steve got up.
"I guess I oughta name Minecraft Juliancraft now." said Steve, ending the game.
THE END