TITLE: The Day Ryou Was Annoyed

AUTHOR: Kami Beverly

FANDOM: YuGiOh

GENRE: Comedy

RATING: PG

WARNING: Yaoi

DISCLAMER: I don't own anything.

NOTES: I plead temporary insanity!! XD To balance out my other 5 or so fics from today. Especially the Shaman King O.o

RYOU ON RELIEVING STRESS

I like to count something- it's relaxing

                   One... two... three...

I like to scream sometimes too- it's refreshing

                   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Breaking things is good too- channels the energy out

                   -SHATTER-

Running is good for all those reasons

                   "Baka no Yami!! Get back here! I'm going to kill you!!!" –chases after Bakura with a broken beer bottle-

BAKURA ON ANNOYING HIS HIKARI

It's very simple:

          First, look for the warning signs of tenseness

                   -If he's twitching, GOOD THING!

                   -If he's counting something, EVEN BETTER! Go for it right away!

          Second, scope out something that would make a lot of noise

                   -a priceless vase, for example

                   -pots and pans work too- especially if he was cooking something XD

                   -preferably something he likes, but isn't attached to. (Angry Ryou's fun. Severely Pissed Ryou's just plain scary)

          Third, MAKE A LOT OF NOISE!!! )

                   He'll come running! D D D

"Baka no Yami!! Get back here! I'm going to kill you!!!"

          -Eyes widen- -Looks over his shoulder- "ACKKK!!!" –runs away-