Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Warnings: Very short, very stupid. Making fun of pretty much everyone.
Author: Koneko Cain (Formerly Koneko Shido, and that's still my name on nfiction.com and everywhere else)
A/N: Re-post because ffn are gits and kicked me off. Everything else of mine, including this after I get kicked again, which will be soon, will be posted at nfiction.com. Go to my profile if the link doesn't show up. ;;
Question Time.
Bakura: I'm bored.
Ryou: That's nice, dear. [Is watching 'Gone with the Wind', not paying attention at all.]
Bakura: Why do you always drink tea? [Is now fiddling with a plug socket behind the sofa, sticking a dagger in it to see what will happen.]
Ryou: Because I'm English. You are aware that painful things happen when you stick forks, daggers or other electricity-conducting objects into live plug sockets, aren't you?
Bakura: ... [Electrical crackling sounds and muffled curses are heard, and Bakura vanishes into the millennium ring. He appears again a moment later sat on the couch next to Ryou, his hair smoking slightly.] I knew that, I was just testing it.
Ryou: Of course. Well done for figuring out that it works.
Bakura: Hmph. Why is your hair white? Did you have some kind of traumatic childhood experience or something?
Ryou: Setting aside the fact that your hair is also white, do you count as a traumatic experience?
Bakura: No.
Ryou: Then no. Can I watch my film now?
Bakura: No, I want to know more things.
Ryou: Oh dear. And what would they be?
Bakura: Why is Yugi so short? Is he a horrific government experiment gone wrong? That would explain his freaky hair, too.
Ryou: [Sighing] Yes, Bakura, Yugi is a mutant.
Bakura: Cool. Really?
Ryou: No, he's just short.
Bakura: Damn. What's that girl called... That one I always want to kill but you won't let me?
Ryou: That would be Anzu.
Bakura: Right, her. Why is she so annoying? Does she do it on purpose? Why won't you let me tie her to the back of a car?
Ryou: I'm not even going to answer that.
Bakura: Ok, why is Kaiba so pissed off all the time? He's rich and sexy and a genius, so why is he always so angry? He should try killing things with a mallet, like hamsters. They make this great squeaky crunchy sound.
Ryou: Charming. You really think Kaiba is sexy? Sexier than me?
Bakura: No, you're sexier. Anyway, you can do that thing with your tongue.
Ryou: What, this?
Bakura: Ohh... Yeah...
Ryou: I can do this, too.
Bakura: Ahh! Where... Where the hell did you learn to do that?
Ryou: From Yugi.
Bakura: What the-Ahhhh!! Nnhhh... Shit... Mmmhhh...
End.
There shall be more... Fear muchly. Please go to my profile to see why I was booted off and where the rest of my fics will be. If you care.
Warnings: Very short, very stupid. Making fun of pretty much everyone.
Author: Koneko Cain (Formerly Koneko Shido, and that's still my name on nfiction.com and everywhere else)
A/N: Re-post because ffn are gits and kicked me off. Everything else of mine, including this after I get kicked again, which will be soon, will be posted at nfiction.com. Go to my profile if the link doesn't show up. ;;
Question Time.
Bakura: I'm bored.
Ryou: That's nice, dear. [Is watching 'Gone with the Wind', not paying attention at all.]
Bakura: Why do you always drink tea? [Is now fiddling with a plug socket behind the sofa, sticking a dagger in it to see what will happen.]
Ryou: Because I'm English. You are aware that painful things happen when you stick forks, daggers or other electricity-conducting objects into live plug sockets, aren't you?
Bakura: ... [Electrical crackling sounds and muffled curses are heard, and Bakura vanishes into the millennium ring. He appears again a moment later sat on the couch next to Ryou, his hair smoking slightly.] I knew that, I was just testing it.
Ryou: Of course. Well done for figuring out that it works.
Bakura: Hmph. Why is your hair white? Did you have some kind of traumatic childhood experience or something?
Ryou: Setting aside the fact that your hair is also white, do you count as a traumatic experience?
Bakura: No.
Ryou: Then no. Can I watch my film now?
Bakura: No, I want to know more things.
Ryou: Oh dear. And what would they be?
Bakura: Why is Yugi so short? Is he a horrific government experiment gone wrong? That would explain his freaky hair, too.
Ryou: [Sighing] Yes, Bakura, Yugi is a mutant.
Bakura: Cool. Really?
Ryou: No, he's just short.
Bakura: Damn. What's that girl called... That one I always want to kill but you won't let me?
Ryou: That would be Anzu.
Bakura: Right, her. Why is she so annoying? Does she do it on purpose? Why won't you let me tie her to the back of a car?
Ryou: I'm not even going to answer that.
Bakura: Ok, why is Kaiba so pissed off all the time? He's rich and sexy and a genius, so why is he always so angry? He should try killing things with a mallet, like hamsters. They make this great squeaky crunchy sound.
Ryou: Charming. You really think Kaiba is sexy? Sexier than me?
Bakura: No, you're sexier. Anyway, you can do that thing with your tongue.
Ryou: What, this?
Bakura: Ohh... Yeah...
Ryou: I can do this, too.
Bakura: Ahh! Where... Where the hell did you learn to do that?
Ryou: From Yugi.
Bakura: What the-Ahhhh!! Nnhhh... Shit... Mmmhhh...
End.
There shall be more... Fear muchly. Please go to my profile to see why I was booted off and where the rest of my fics will be. If you care.