I know I have not put out another story for months, but I felt like making this one.
It was early evening and the campers were just getting started with dinner, when Dionysus sprinted into the pavilion screaming something about teddy bears. Then, he started to shoot bolts of energy at the campers.
Zap, zap! Campers ran screaming in all directions as Dionysus cackled maniacly and shot more bolts after them. He nailed Travis right in the butt.
"Owwwwww" Travis moaned, lying on the floor of the dining pavilion.
"Teach you to mess with my teddy bear" Dionysus muttered to himself.
By now all of the other campers were gone, even Travis managed to crawl into the bushes at the side of the pavilion.
"Mwahahahaha"! He screamed in to the evening air." Revenge is mine"!
Incidentally, this whole incident started when Travis and Connor put a ton of make-up on Dionysus`s teddy bear, thus making it look like a clown. Dionysus had had a bad day, so he had gone to bed early, but when he got there, he realized there was make-up all over his teddy bear. As you can see his reaction was quite overboard.
You know how the Buddhists have that saying," what goes around, comes around."
Right? Well, the god or gods of karma didn't really like Dionysus so they saved up all of his bad karma and decided to unleash it all at once.
The Next Day
Dionysus woke up refreshed. He rolled out of bed with a smile on his face. He was so happy, he forgot to put clothes on. He walked out of the Big house where somebody rudely told him to "Put some clothes on, you hairy ape"! After that incident, he had a basically perfect day.
When he went to breakfast, the campers were actually nice to him. He was able to eat and hold an awkward conversation with a camper. The conversation was about whether or not penguins could swallow a potato whole in one gulp.
Okay, other than that conversation.
He trumped Chiron in Pinochle 3 times before lunch, and again before the "incident"
All right, so Dionysus was walking to the canoeing lake to flirt with the water nymphs.
Honestly, he was minding his own business, when a gigantic meteor fell on him. He was completely squashed. All the campers around gave a huge hooray when they saw it.
Course, they could only cheer after the dust from the landing cleared itself from their lungs.
The gods had been watching the whole thing on Hephaestus TV, since Bob, the god of Karma had told them something was going to happen.
If immortals could die, I think that half of the Olympians would have, and the other half would be in the hospital.
Eventually, they managed to recover enough to move the meteor off of Dionysus and take him to the gods hospital.
All of the campers were so happy they threw a huge party… then got sent to probation for that reason.
A/N hey guys I hope you like this. If you do review. If you don't, still review. All I want is reviews. Any ways, who do you think should get some karma.
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