Angel: Here we go, she's on a roll now...
Deity: ...
Me: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE REALM OF INSANITY, ALSO KNOWN AS THE SAILOR MOON UNIVERSE! SINCE THE DUBBIES KILLED THE SERIES WHEN IT CAME TO AMERICA, THUS MAKING IT A JOKE, I DECIDED TO KILL IT EVEN MORE. YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER:
THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
(doodoodoodoo doodoodoodoo)
Angel: Oh god...
Diety: I'm going back to my vampires...
(we enter upon an ordinary day, just like any other. Things are as normal as they can be for wierd people with unnatural, ancient-roman-related powers...)
Usagi: Has anyone seen my brain? (looks under SV machine) Nope, not here... Ami! You're smart. Where is it?
Ami: x2g5-hgx456+1111111...CHESS!
Rei: (sighs)
Asanuma:...! WTF! I was a secondary character...
Luna: Shouldn't we be doing something Moon-related?
Usagi: Braaaaiiiiin...?
Mamoru: You see what I have to live with!
Asanuma: (nods)
Makoto: (walks in) I think I may have fallen in love with another he/she...
Haruka: I RESENT THAT!
Michiru: (plays violin)
Minako: May I say something? I think my part in all of this i tiny. There fore, I would like to announce that I AM EATING COOKIES NOW! (eats cookie)
Usagi: PINKY AND THE BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN BRAAAAAA-
(whak!)
Mamoru: (stands with baseball bat) ...what?
All: O.o
Chibi-Usa: Ding dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch, the wicked witch, DING DONG the WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!
Asanuma: Wait, you just killed your own girlfriend! THE MAIN CHARACTER!
Rei: MUAHAHAHA! Now IIII can lead the scouts...
All: O.o
Minako: Hey, where'd my red bow go!
Kunzite: (hides in corner with bow)
Fiore: (ambles on in) I like sandwhiches, sandwhiches are fine!
Mamoru: O.O oh no...
Fiore: what, you don't like sandwhiches?
Setsuna: I hate you all. You all must die. I will kill you with my shiny scepter of doom. It was your fault I died and came back anyways-
Michiru: (puts tape over Setsuna's mouth)
(a fish starts flopping around on the ground)
Hotaru: Hey, shouldn't Fiore be all over Mamoru at this point?
Minako: One would suppose.
Ami: emc2...ms12c29-23456789...
Kunzite: Is this a dagger I see before me? No wait... that's just my flesh wound boomerang.
Fiore: (strokes Mamoru) Now no one will ever take you away from me...
All: O.o
Usagi: (dead)
Chibi-usa: Uh... this is creepy...
Fiore: Darien, do you know just how much of the R movie was edited out?
Mamoru: (faints)
Kunzite: CHEESE IS WHAT WE LOVE!
Haruka: NO. Sushi.
Fiore: (frowns) We've been over this; sandwhiches!
Chibi-Usa: Hey, my parents are lying on top of each other here...
Minako: (GASP) That NEVER happens!
Setsuna: MMMPH!
Luna: Hey, where's Artemis? And why doesn't the author know our Japanese names?
Minako: You had Japanese names?
Makoto: Hey, that's right... did they?
Haruka: derrrr...
Risika: Whoa, what am I doing here? I was a joke character... I was part of Chibi-Usa's Picture Diary...
Fiore: (pokes Risika)
Chibi-Usa: No! Don't-
Risika: DON"T POKE VAMPIRES! (bites Fiore)
Fiore: unnnhh...oo, blood pretty...(dies)
All: O.o
(crickets chrip)
Kunzite: Would you like a cracker?
Minako: Hey, weren't you dead?
Kunzite: You're right, it must have affected my brain. You know who else is dead?
Minako: No, who-
Kunzite: ZOISITE! THAT'S WHO! (dances)
Risika: your cheeks look nummy...(pokes Haruka)
Michiru: OH NO YOU DON'T! (attacks Risika)
(Risika and Michiru roll on the ground)
Haruka: ahhh, women.
Hotaru: That's right, you don't count as one, do ya?
(pineapples fall from the sky)
Usagi: (wakes up, Mamoru's on top of her) OMFG! DID WE-
All: NO!
(strawberries fall from sky)
Ami: CHEESECAKE.
Kunzite: That's the spirit!
Ami: POUNDCAKE.
Rei: uh... Ami?
Makoto: Has she finally snapped?
Usagi: (stands up) I guess that's what happens when math overtakes your soul...
Ami: FRUITCAKE.
Risika: (dies)
Michiru: Finally.
Kunzite: Hostess, that's the stuff!
Ami: WHERE'S MY CREAM FILLING!
Kunzite: Exactly.
Mamoru: (wakes up) Hey, why are none of the other generals in here?
BanditQueen: Because I didn't want them to be.
(The sun explodes)
Mamoru: Hey, look at that.
(all is plunged into darkness)
(cell phone rings)
Usagi: CRAP I CAN'T SEE!
Kunzite: Maybe we should stop ittin um.
All: (die)
THE END! STFU ALREADY! ME CRAZY!
Angel: well, she definately is crazy...
Deity: (runs away)
Otaku: Wait, was I here before! LLAMAS!