The Ultimate Evil
This is the worst thing Zim has done yet. The Ultimate Evil affected the lives of all the humans. It might affect your life too. It affected mine just as I was writing this. R&R please.
Disclaimer: Did you know that lemon juice has real lemons in it?
Aurora Borealis 97: SmileyFrozenWaffle13 refuses to do a real disclaimer, so I'll do it for her. FrozenWaffle does not own Invader Zim.
Zim was smiling so evilly it was beginning to hurt his mouth. But he couldn't help it, what he was about to would change humanity forever. Not even Dib could stop it. Zim kept walking to the big screen, pushing and shoving his way to where the cameras would broadcast his face, only 10 times larger. He finally reached it and ignored the security guards. He cleared his throat, which got everyone's attention, then made his announcement: "People of Earth! Prepare yourselves to face Zim as he says the thing that will wipe out all filthy humans." He breathed in and screamed out "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!" Suddenly, all the people clutched their heads and there were shouts of "I haven't thought of the game for (insert number of days/months/years)!" Finally one by one, they exploded on the spot, and Zim had wiped out the human race successfully, because the announcement was worldwide. He stood there laughing evilly at his work. It truly was the Ultimate Evil.
Now, even though this was a short fanfic, Zim still won the battle, and in a different way too. I warned most of you would be affected by the Ultimate Evil, and you probably were. Go ahead, recommend this to your friends (or family), see if they are affected too.
Aurora Borealis 97: On the bus tomorrow, I will scold FrozenWaffle for making me post a fanfic with an author's note longer than the story and for making me delete her review of her own story AGAIN. By the way, if you are reading this randomperson, she plays the Game too. XD Obviously. Bye! R&R!