It's too bad that Tigerstar's dead, 'cause I've got...
The
List of Ways to Annoy
Tigerstar!
1. Call him Tigger (Or Tiggerstar)
2. Call him Tiggy-Wiggy or Tigy-Wigy
3. Ask him how he came from the Hundred-Acre-Wood to the Warriors World
4. Tell him never to play with Fire.
5. When he murders Redtail, tell him to clean his mess up.
6. Ask how an idiot like him ever became leader. Before he can reply, slap your forehead and say, "Oh yeah, I forgot! It's a ShadowClan thing!"
7. Count his toes. "One...Two...Three...Four...Five...Six...Seven! AHH! TIGERSATR IS MUTANT! RUN AWAY!
8. Ask him if he was once somewhat associated with Darth Vader, The Emperor, or the Dark Side. "If you were," You explain, "Your name could be Deathstar!"
9. Breed wasps in his den.
10. If he asks who did it, say, "Darkstripedidit!"
11. When he starts to say something, say, "Yea, Mmmhmm!" Over and over again. It works. Trust me!
12. When he sits down to eat, say, "Oh, Tiggerstar! Let me help you eat that!" And quickly gobble it up, lay down, pat your belly, burp, and say, "Man, that was the best mouse I've ever tasted! Too bad you weren't hungry, Tigger!" Then listen for his growling stomach, which will go along with his growling mouth.