Rated, uhm, er...M for Moo! yah! no M for mature cuza language...

Edward Elric was seventeen years old today. And Edward Elric was not happy. As he stared at Winry Rockbell, his long time friend and repair-woman, he felt a silent fit of seething rumble in his heart. This was not supposed to happen. Not here, not like this. It was his birthday, damnit. And he'd burn in Hell before he didn't enjoy what was supposed to be one of the happiest days of his life.

"Damnit, Winry, get your ass back here right now"

"NO! I will not subject myself to this kind of...of shit! NO! I am not your emotional punching bag, you can NOT just throw me around like your brother! No wonder he is so screwed up in the head! Because of YOU"

"Bitch..."he muttered. What was wrong with her anyways? He watched her retreat, then slammed his hands together and transmutated a giant steel wall in front of her so that she could not go any further.

"What the fuck" she asked in surprise. "EDWARD ELRIC, YOU HAD BETTER BY GOD LET ME GO OR ELSE I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR GOOD, AND TAKE YOUR AUTO-MAIL LIMBS WITH ME, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF TRASH" Winry screamed at him, whipping around quickly.

It was a windy day, and the way her hair blew in front of her face made her look even more testy. Ed knew better than to push her to her limits, but when his own emotions consumed him it was almost impossible not too.

"WHY SHOULD I, HUH? YOU'RE JUST A WORTHLESS WHORE THAT I ONLY KEPT AROUND BECAUSE YOU LOOKED LIKE THE ONLY SLUT IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING TOWN WHO DIDN'T HAVE A VINEREAL DISEASE"

Winry stood, still and shell-shocked. He'd really drawn her over the edge this time, and as he stood, hatrid and resentment pouring out of him in waves, she unched down his steel wall and ran off into the distance, sobbing. She wouldn't put up with his abuse anymore. She was finally at escape velocity-and she took advantage of that.

As Winry ran off into the sunset, storming through town to their apartment to pack her things and move out for good, Ed sat down in the grass in a dazed and hateful stupor. It looked like he didn't enjoy his birthday after all.

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I don't really understand this myself, but I wrote it on my xanga and decide too put it up. Review and tell me how much it sucks. (eats a cookie)