This is a short teaser for a possible story I'm writing. I'll probably upload it as I write, and I hope I actually finish it, but it's a constant WIP, so don't get too uppity. The concept is... A Mercenary Handbook, much like the Zombie Survival Guides and the like... Only, with a South Park twist.
This is purely for fun, no need to jump down throats for ownership and whatnot. I don't own Christophe, as he's the main character I'll be using for this... Nor do I own South Park, in any way, except a book that talks about South Park. Good book. There's a forward by Brian Boitano. I recommend finding it... But I don't remember its name, so... yeah. xD
Again, just a teaser for now. There will be more for a bit, possibly till the end. If you like it, I'd love to see some reviews stating as such. If you're curious. If you want me to stop writing now and never look back. I will read them all... Will I pay attention to them all? I don't know.
Welcome, friend. If you currently are holding this book in your hands, you have decided to start your life of mercenary work. Of course, more than likely you are not in a bookstore, nor is this an actual book. It's quite possible you're just holding a stack of papers, ducking and dodging through trees as you are being shot at. It seems that someone in the fate business has smiled upon you to guide you to this little piece of work. It will get you out of that current situation, and teach you how to avoid such incidents in the future.
But, before we begin our journey, we must find out just how you came to hold this set of… guide-lines. If you are of the ability to look around and determine your surroundings, you are probably in a low-risk environment. Most likely, you are on a crowded street in broad daylight, with no menacing doom lurking over your shoulders. In such a case, this guide may not be fitting for you. Do, however, keep it at your side. You may find one day that it is useful. After all, it came into your hands for some reason or another, correct?
Now, if you glance about yourself and you find that you are in an area thick with trees and there are the sounds of dogs howling and barking, and guns going off in the distance… Well keep running, idiot! Put this guide into your pocket and run! And do not stop until you are in a safe place. Preferably one with a fresh change of clothes. You're bound to get bloodied and muddy in that run you're about to take. See you when you get out… Well, if you do.