Title: How I met Megatron at the Mall (Part one of many. Maybe) ;)
Author: Optimus Sue
Summary: How I met Megatron at the mall and fell in love.
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At the mall
I was walking past the Orange Julius heading for The Gap when I heard a big crash. I turned and wondered if my martial arts skills would be called upon today. Running, my long red hair flying, I paused next to Sam Goody's. Tearing my green eyes away from the latest Lady Gaga display, I saw a big silver-greyish robot tearing up Sears.
Boy was I mad. That's my mother's favorite store.
So I ran toward him as everyone else was running away. Pulling out my cell phone, I dialed 911. It was busy. That is when I knew it was up to me alone.
Pausing, looking around, I spotted a Toys R Us store. Rushing inside, I found a light saber. Picking it up, I realized that if it worked for Luke Skywalker it might work for me. Then I saw it on the shelf. There it was. Picking it up, I put it on and ran outside. Rushing toward the monster, light saber in hand and helmet on my head, I stopped short and yelled, "HEY, DUMBASS!"
He turned and looked at me, his red eyes boring holes into my soul. I flicked on my light saber and went into the stork position like I saw in a Jackie Chan movie. He looked at me and laughed. Boy, did that burn me up.
"Who and what are you?" he asked. Then he picked me up in his horrible talons and there I was, thirty feet off the ground looking death in the face.
"I am Optimus Sue!" I said boldly hitting him with my light saber. It bent.
He laughed diabolically, looking at me with something short of lust filled with pity. "You are coming with me."
I struggled but it was too late. I was trapped in his hand, my Optimus Prime helmet firmly in place. I think I hit him in a weak place, the place that secretly liked his meat prime. Boy was he in trouble. I hope.
To be continued? ^**^