Okay, so in this fic we are making it that Loki and Thor do understand some pop culture references because they've been on earth helping (both willingly and not) helping out S.H.I.L.D. but there are still things they don't.
Avengers Meet Art School Fangirls!- Chapter One
Loki sighed a drummed his fingers on the cold hard metal table. Here he was a freakin' God stripped of his powers forced to impart his knowledge of the Tesseract to the lowly Midgardians. Loki banged his fist on the table he should be RULING THESE PATHETIC MORTALS!
"Yeah, well these pathetic mortals totally kicked your ass," Tony Stark quipped slapping Loki on the back making Loki hiss in annoyance. Stark took a bite of pudding. "You might want to keep your internal monologues... internal."
"Come now, Brother, make the most of our time here on this lovely world, as soon as our friends of S.H.I.E.L.D. are finished with their quest we must be off."
"Yes and then your father," Loki put emphasis on the word 'your' "can think up an even worse punishment... and I am not your brother." The Jolly Green Giant whistled.
"Family tension so thick you could cut it with a knife."
"I get that," Captain Clueless said smiling. She-Devil and Legolas rolled their eyes and returned to cleaning their weapons.
The Jolly Green Giant and Metal Head were supposed to be finding a way to use the tesseract's power to create a faster mode of transportation for S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. It ended up being mainly JGG doing all the work while MH was busy trying to see if the Tesseract could pick up radio or something cool like that. The others, like Thor, were there to make sure Loki stayed in line and nothing unexpected would happen and ruin the experiments.
~Three Hours Later~
It was almost lunch time and Tony was about to do another test with the Tesseract and Loki's scepter when a bolt of blue energy engulfed the room. Everyone in the room glared at Tony who looked as shocked as a so-called genius could be.
"Tony-" warned Bruce but it was too late Tony jabbed the Tesseract with the scepter(no cosmic bolt was going to ruin this experiment). Another bolt of energy came from the Tesseract and Tony was thrown backwards. Everyone in the room stood up.
"Stark are you-" Steve's question was cut off by a loud voice coming from the Tesseract.
"My boobs are not trampolines!"
What do you all think? This is the first time I have tried a purely crack fic. My Batman Fic, Because It's Fun, was supposed to be crack but it turned serious. Let's hope that LokitheCat and I can keep it from getting too serious!