hi! guys! first story please enjoy!

hey what about me you mother beep!

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disclaimer: if i owned FMA i wouldn't be sitting here i would be sitting on a golden throne with lot of jewel! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! hey can't girl dream?

title: know your stars!

ed enters a dark room with a light pointing to a stool.

"know you stars, know your stars, know your stars..." said psyco guy

"ed's real name is edwardeo milkloving shorty (laghing)"

"who are you? and i HATE milk! and I AM NOT SHORT!" screams ed

"sure... ed is madly in love Roy Mustrang..."

roy comes in puts on glove and burn psyco guy

"how did you know i was here?"

" just listen liers are coming from" said roy

"ed you own a cow farm and drink from the cow's udders"

" I HATE MILK! AND THAT DESCUSTING"

"ed... loves to wear pink panties..."

"wtf? what the beeps with you?"

" it you"

"ed cheats on roy with Winry..."

"WHAT? THAT IS IT YOUR DEAD!"

" quickly says know you ed... gotta go bye! runs away"

"get your ass back here! you little beep"

continues

ok... really funny don't you think? please review i love to here from you! next time Al... the big tin can robot!

hey!