A man in a green shirt and a bald head was walking down the halls in a museum. He was twirling a long pickle, like a baton. He then held his baton up and bit off a part. He turned to the fourth wall and said, "Oh, hiya, folks. It's me, Cucumber, the man that does the plan, and the plan that does the inspiration that is needed to-. Ah, fuck it. You know what I'm saying."
He then stated, as he continued walking, "Welcome to Miz-K's 200th Fan Fic, or, as you would call it… #MizK200. We're here at the preparations of the grand opening of the Cucumber Anime Museum, as we show you promising and amazing replicas of many an anime weapon and moment, including the recreations of famous moments in the Miz-K World, such as our recent 100 fan fics, from 101 to right here. And don't worry… There will still be Miyazawa and May, but it's on hold. But we have finished Maidens for Hire, continued Tales of the Bizarre, and created such great series, including Fate."
He walked down the hall and saw a woman in a glass case, with purple hair. She was wearing a black jacket, a white one-piece outfit, and boots. Her eyes were black and dimmed, and her face was emotionless. Cucumber asked, "Uh… What the hell is that?"
Mike appeared, in his blue hat and blue shirt and jeans, "Hi, folks. I'm Mike, Jerry's brother."
He explained, "Hey, Jerry. The Major is now on display in the Cucumber Anime Museum."
Cucumber asked, "How so? Why is that a mannequin?"
"That's no mannequin."
He turned to Motoko, and turned to Mike. Then he turned to Motoko, again, and turned to Mike, again. And he did it again, and finally said, "Uhhhhh… This is really her? That's fucked up!"
"I know." Mike said, "Remember the new Ghost in the Shell movie with Scarlett Johannsson?"
"Yeah. It was great robot movie!" Cucumber laughed, but stopped, "No, I kid. It tanked."
Mike replied, "Miz-K liked it. But he gave it a 6. The movie became a Box Office Bomb. When that happened, Section 9 permanently deactivated Motoko, and tossed her in the trash."
"Where did you get her? And when? And why?" Cucumber asked him, and then turned to the 4th wall, "And HOW?"
Motoko was slumped in a trashcan, motionless and deactivated, with her head and legs sticking out. A tall man in white hair, done in a ponytail, and lens for eyes was walking away. Mike suddenly appeared and called, "HEY! What are you doing?"
Batou asked, "Me, officer?"
Mike said, "Yes, you. Are you hiding a murder scene? Or did you kill her?"
Batou said, "Try our boss at Section 9. Aramaki dismissed her, and permanently deactivated Major. I was assigned to trash her, since she's now obsolete."
Mike said, "I see… The new "Ghost in the Shell" Live-Action movie, perhaps? That was a letdown. But I did enjoy it… only with a few flaws."
"Such as?"
"The anime was better. Nuff said."
"Anime?"
"Never mind. I'll be taking the corpse off your hands. If you're trashing a perfectly good cyborg, leave it to competent hands. But I AM going to give you a ticket. $500 fine for littering."
"WHAT?"
"Sorry. My law is law. I recycle her, next time, if I were you."
He gave Batou the ticket and he said, "Okay. She's all yours. Just take care of her."
Mike said, "Don't worry. I won't do THAT to Major Kusanagi. I'm already married. My brother, Jerry, will tend to her. He's not perverted, but he is insane."
Batou left, grumbling about the ticket. Mike easily tried to lift Motoko up, but sighed, "Darn it."
He called on his walkie-talkie, "Uh, Unit 1743, I need assistance once a heavy robot body."
The flashback ends, as Cucumber said, "Oh, no wonder she smells like salmon sashimi and sex appeal."
"I enjoyed the movie… but there were faults. I'd give it a 7. Scarlett's better off being Black Widow."
"You mean Black Canary?"
"Wrong superhero movie."
"Oh."
Mike then said, "Well, after that, we can reprogram her, if they hate the attraction. But I doubt it. Ghost in the Shell is an anime classic, next to Akira."
"EUGH!" Cucumber moaned, "Disgusting! Meh, I'm better off with my Esdeath Robot."
"How is she, by the way?"
"Months since creation, and the streak continues~! …uh, for the record, I'm, once again, cock-blocked."
"That's too bad. Ever thought of getting a real woman?"
"Azusa Nakano's perfect. Spoiler alert: she is my leading lady in Cucumber 2: The Fic."
"News has it that the Azusa Cat is dating Budo. Strangerest Things answered the long-forgotten Mimi Tachikawa mystery."
Cucumber sighed, "I know. That was a letdown… At least we got to know more about Android 21, right?"
Mike and Cucumber walked off, as Mike asked, "By the way, how are we going to start this 200th fan fic, if we're traveling around the museum? I heard that we have newcomers in the anime, games, and cartoon world…"
Cucumber said, "And we do. We got characters from Date-a-Live, Angel Beats, Moé Ninja Girls, Shimoneta…"
Mike said, "What about The Gang IN-ACTION? You have featured some characters that are new. Also, I'd start Season 8 and 9 of Miyazawa & May, if I were you."
"We're still on it. For now, let's have a huge walk and talk of our fan fics and memories, over the past 99 fan fics, since we did #100."
He turned to the 4th wall and said, "In the meantime, here's a look at the 99 NEW fan fics that Miz-K released, since the last time we all met."
List of Miz-K Fan Fics (101-199)
Mecha Sister II
Comic Obscura
Shibuya Cosmo
My Little Lily
A Young Life: Created
Stop Killing Me!
Survivor Series D-Day
The Defeat of The Authority
Tenma Bunny II: Miko Fox
The Light Music Squad meets Big Brother
The Rice Ball-Electric Girl Showdown
Eri-Ko
Night of Guardians 2014
The Return of Super Cop Ran Kotobuki
War onto Cena: The Authority's Everhating Fans
Four Faces
Alone in the House
The Bus of the Dead
The After Hours
Pause, Dear Brother!
Insert One Coin in the Fountain Blue
April's Tears of Revenge
Kona Force 7 and the Battle on Honnouji
The Gang in Plutonic Party
Super Mah-Yura
Jake Morgendorffer Must Die
Miyazawa & May in: Clash to the Future
Five Nights at Usagi's
Courage, Indeed
What is Vanity?
The Exhibit
The Goat of the Hero
Mahora Nightmare
The Puppet
First Class Time
Mahora Nightmare: Wrap Party
The Gang in The EXE Files
Tenma Bunny III: Eri Chick
Fine Mannequin Dining
Monochrome's Cooking Disaster
The Gang in: Dream Christmas Resurrection
Butler for Hire: Rei & Mamoru's Romance Mode
Gal for Hire
Cucumber: The Fic (played by yours truly)
Unlucky Channel
The Obsolete Guardian
Who Am I?
Goodbye, Jo
The Dream Girl
The Advanced Class: REBOOT
Superior Seryu
Cucumber ga Kill (Ah, that was how I birthed my Esdeath and Akame Robots…)
MegaStar TeaTime: Brooklyn or Bust
Mako Maiden of Happiness
K-On Fate: New Neighbors (the beginning of the birth of MIO)
Sailor Mars vs. Vegeta
Sailor Venus vs. Steven Nevins
Everybody Hates Toad
The Final Atonement: Farra Stevens vs. Triple H (The parody of the Hardy Boyz battle in TNA, oop, I meant GFW)
Five Nights at Usagi's 2
HackNet
The Faded Gold Star Teacher
The Only Way Out
Dead Air
Prince Yuki Witching Hour
Courtroom of Anime: NO Pluto
Jinguji's Revenge
Tenma Bunny IV: The Final Chapter (Not. They made another sequel.)
Scarlet's Christmas Vacation
Maiden for Hire XX (The finale of a great robot series… aw…)
K-On Fate: Master Sonia
Courtroom of Anime: Love Nectar is Blind
Courtroom of Anime: Cory, So Desu Ne?
The Teachers' Life
The Demon Mirror
Will the Real Kirsten Thomas Please Stand Up?
The Faker Among Us
Serena's Life
Courtroom of Anime: Madoka on Trial
Moon Princess vs. A-Fist: Sailor Moon vs. Steven Cooke
K-On Fate: Evil Queen Blossom
The Gang vs. NR9: Imperial Lobby Showdown
Fate: Tokyo Diamond
The Perfect Wife
Tanukichi Love
Sailor Fun Theater
K-On Fate: Haunted School
Chosen
The Ghost House
Strangerest Things: Why Mimi Left
Tenma Bunny V: A New Beginning
Yui's Birthday Wish
The Gang: IN-ACTION!
Mugi's Christmas Gift
Fate: MIO's Revenge
Mio & Geo's Melodic Birthday
Strangerest Things: How Does SHE Tastes?
Fate: The Final Showdown
Whiskers Blues
Miz-K Takase presents:
The Miz-K 200th Fan Fic Special!
Starring: Jerry "Cucumber" Holowitz
Mike locked the museum doors, as Cucumber said, "Well, since we're not opening it, soon, why not walk and talk? How long has it been, since we did fanfics?"
Mike said, "About 5 years. That's close to Miz-K's 8 years."
They walked together outside, as Cucumber said, "I can't believe it's almost a decade since he started. And he's still going."
"And we've existed for decades." Mike said.
"I know. Plus, I need new employees. Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost retired, after Regular Show ended, and Seina & Mayura are taking a well-deserved vacation. I still have Setsuna, my manservant. But I hear that she's married now to Konoka."
"Have you read the Negima manga?"
"Yes. But I believe they're lovers."
"I see… Well, since Mitch and High-Five are gone, we have openings. Let's go in and talk to some clients."
They went to a small office building that says "Cucumber Fics for the Stars – NOW Hiring". Mike replied, as he stepped in, The Big Aussie, Vincent Payne, offered to stay in your camp, as long as a WWE Fic is presented, which features him. I mean another one, because we were itching to do one again, since we recently added The Hardy Boyz in "The Gang IN-ACTION", and that after they returned."
"He can bouncer and bodyguard, since Steven Nevins is too busy."
"As long as he's under the payroll. I have job offerings for anybody."
"Well, let's find a great one!"
They went to the man offices, as a woman in black hair was sitting in the desk, "Oh, it's you, Jerry."
It was Setsuna, in her long black hair, wearing a frilly blue dress. She turned to Mike and said, "Hello, Mike."
Cucumber asked, "Hello, Setsuna. Any hirings?"
Setsuna sighed, "No… And I wish there were. All we had were aliens, demons, dragons, robots, angels, monsters, ghosts, tentacles, maids, muscular men, and all sort of clichéd rot. Oh, the pain… The pain… The pain we had to do this, since you greenlit many stories. Of course, once another Fate story is made, add me on in."
"How about no?" Cucumber said, "Besides, I don't think adding you into a K-On fic would be right… of course, without your wife, Konoka."
Setsuna shushed him and cried, "QUIET! Do you want the other applicants to hear?"
Mike asked, "What do you mean? It's empty!"
Setsuna said, "All I got was this tyke. Look…"
A small girl in an orange dress was sitting in her seat. She has light brown hair, done in a left pigtail. Mike recognized her and asked, "Hey, Jerry, isn't that Cy from "Moé! Ninja Girls!"?"
"Who? Sai?"
"C and Y. You know, the cute android girl from the series."
"An android? Her? PSHAW! She doesn't look mechanical!"
Setsuna huffed, "And her grammar and vocabulary are atrocious. She speaks like a toddler!"
Cucumber said, "Hmm, maybe I better talk to her…"
Setsuna replied, "Go ahead. No one wanted to come, except for her."
He and Mike approached the girl. Cucumber asked, "You Cy?"
Cy nodded, "Yeah. Wudizzit?"
Cucubmer said, "I'm Cucumber, and this is-."
Cy asked, "Cue-cumber?"
Cucumber said, "Yeah. But many people call me Jerry."
Cy smiled, "Cucumber is fine."
Cucumber said, "Thank you. This is my brother, Mike."
Mike tipped his hat, "Hey. Mike Holowitz, kid. I'm his older brother. And not to act curious, what's your name?"
Cy explained, "I am Cy Tokakushi, and I'm a first-year student in Mizaki High School."
"Oh, you're 15." Mike said.
Cy said in worry, "I am not so sure…"
Mike replied, "We know very little about you, excluding date of birth."
Cy whispered to his ear, and then said, "Okay."
Cucumber asked Mike, "Oh, what is her birthday?"
Mike said, "I ain't telling."
Cucumber said, "What do you do, kiddo?"
Cy replied, "Well, I am weally smart, and get perfect gwades… and I can analyze stuff, too. For example…"
She analyzed Cucumber's pickles, and then said, "Analyzing… Analyzing… This pickle is half-eaten and 100% fresh…"
He said, "Sharp as a whip."
"How do you figure? She's an android." Mike said.
Setsuna huffed, "And an annoying brat…"
Cucumber said, "Ooh, this is Setsuna, my manservant."
Setsuna bowed, "Setsuna Sakurazaki, my dear child."
Cy replied, "Sessna."
"uh, Cessna?" Setsuna asked, "Did you refer to me as a propeller plane, the same plane that Joseph Joestar crashed in Saudi Arabia? At least I watched a little JoJo, now and then!"
She yelled at Cucumber, "Did this tiny and diminutive gynoid call me a Cessna? Of all the contemptable and appalling acts of ingenuous behavior!"
Cy said, calmly, "You speak like Dr. Smith of Lost in Space. He was in that show with a robot. Ah, Dr. Smith was played by Johnathan Harris, born in 1914, died in 2002, at the age of 87, due to cardiovascular disease. He last appeared in The Bolt Who Screwed Christmas in 2009, as a posthumous role. Miss Sakurazaki suddenly speaks like him, after her anime/manga series Negima ended."
Setsuna blushed, "I can't help it! We all ended it, after a dramatic end! Well, as long as she doesn't ask me that."
Cy asked, as she was calm, "Sessna… Are you gay?"
Setsuna blushed heavily, and turned away. She whispered, "Miss Konoka is my friend, and I am sworn to protect her, as long as I can."
Cucumber said to Cy, "It's still debatable. But there are many Setsuna-x-Konoka fics."
Mike replied, "She's full-blown fruit."
Cy replied, "I am glad I din'nt ask her about her anime, wid a vampire, ghos, and wobot."
Mike stated, "Word of advice, through experience: don't."
Cy giggled, "I won't. Namely, cause I do not wanna make her angwy."
Cucumber smiled, "I like your style, kiddo. For a robot, you're sure smart."
Cy giggled, as Mike replied, "You want a job? We are wanting new people to join Cucumber's Camp, and Jerry's short a man or two. Perhaps we want a robot in this group."
Cy asked, "Eh? You mean I can work widdyu?"
She replied, unsure, "I dunno… I am too young tah do so."
She added, "But I guess I can join you."
Cucumber said, "Okay, you're hired."
Cy giggled, as Cucumber asked, "Okay. And also, can you analyze my refrigerator? I, uh, got sick from leftover chicken with sliced pickles."
Meanwhile, in a dark place with a very huge table, filled with 13 chairs, there were girls and women, sitting together in the table, as they had their annual meeting. This was the Council of Thirteen, complete with Miz-K Takase's Regulars; some of which were absent.
The council consists of K-On's Mio Akiyama (who is still a mannequin, from a while back), Pokémon's Haruka (a series favorite), School Rumble's Tenma & Yakumo Tsukamoto and Eri Sawachika, Negima's Chachamaru, World of Narue's Narue Nanase, Case Closed's Rachel Moore, Best Student Council's Seina Katsura, Mayura Ichikawa, & Sayuri Hida, GALS' Aya Hoshino, and Fruits Basket's Tohru Honda.
Regulars absent from meeting: Comic Party's Mizuki Takase, Negima's Setsuna Sakurazaki, & Azumanga Daioh's Tomo Takino.
Eri, the girl in blonde hair, called out, "I propose a leader for this council! We have been at this for years, with all 16 of us, being Miz-K's regular stars, and it's high time that we elect a group leader, for future Regulars to become welcomed by a brave new leader."
Aya, a girl in black hair, called out, "Granted! We have been going nowhere, since Mizuki Takase left to tour with The Gang, and Tomo and Seto Kaiba are having their anniversary together. I say we grant ourselves a leader of this group."
She banged the gavel and said, "While I am pure leadership material, I can be somewhat shy. Therefore, the floor opens for candidates to become leader of the Council of Thirteen; or, to put it simply… Number One."
Narue, with long brown hair, wearing a yellow dress, said, "I nominate myself, since I am adorable."
Rachel Moore called, "Second!"
Yakumo said, as she raised her hand, "I nominate my sister, Tenma."
Tenma cheered, "WHOA! For reals? AWESOME!"
Chachamaru bowed and said, "Miss Hoshino, I second my motion to nominate Tenma, as our master. She is a lovely master."
Seina smiled, "Oh, my… This sure beats being with Jerry."
Mayura said, "Plus, we are all of his favorite characters…"
Seina raised her hand and said, "Aya, I nominate Haruka. She's been the glue to our franchise, since she stars in Miyazawa & May."
Haruka was sound asleep, as she was dreaming peacefully. The others were in complete distraught, as Eri said, "Well, the series is ongoing, but she has been a popular character. Shame that she is not featured in the new Pokémon anime series, yet."
Tenma said, "But she is too cute."
Sayuri nodded, "Second on Haruka."
Aya wrote it down, "Nanase… Haruka… Tsukamoto… Alright… We have our candidates, and now, all we need is a vote to decide on what to do with each of us."
May woke up and yawned, "Huh? What'd I miss?"
Aya sighed, "This is going to be a long debate…"
XXXXX
Hours passed, and no decision on who would be leader of the Regulars. However, minutes later, in Seina's hotel room, she pulled out two huge wooden crates, and said, "This will be awesome…"
Mayura asked, "Knock-knock~! Seina, hello~! You up for some pancakes at the UpUpDownDown Diner with me and Tohru?"
Seina said, "Oh, later. Right now, help me with these…"
Mayura asked, "Huh? What is this?"
They brought the crates in, as Mayura read: "Lovely Bliss Dolls". She gasped, "SEINA! YOU DIDN'T!"
Seina asked, "Huh?"
Mayura complained, "DID YOU SPEND THE BUDGET ON THESE TOYS?"
Seina explained, "Oh, yes… In fact, I was thinking we'd use these girls as our newest regulars in Miz-K's world. I bought two of them, as they are based off of the newcomers."
She opened the crate and pulled out a girl in long black hair, wearing a grey blazer and dark grey skirt, with huge breasts. She was lifeless, as Seina said that this is a doll of Ayame Kajou. She said that she cannot resist having her in her room, since she's super sexy.
"Is this to get over Steven Cooke?" Mayura asked.
Seina huffed, "That's murderer? He turns his back on Kanade Jinguji, and the Best Student Council, in general, and suddenly he becomes a brand new Kenshiro."
Mayura said, "Yeah, but why did you buy a sex doll?"
Seina said, "It's not for sex. It's more of a trophy. You think I'd break her in for carnal relations? You and I both know that we're not gay."
Mayura stated, "No, I don't… But still, these dolls… I know Kajou, since she's a potty-mouthed, but… Did you have to make her lifelike?"
She peeked into her panties and said, "She's realistic. LOOK! She's lifelike and a human-like plastic doll."
Seina said, "So is Mio, but we don't talk about her, erotically. Plus, it's nice to be uncensored, now and then, being that Kajou started to use her Freedom of Speech privileges. But always remember: NO words are meant to be uncensored. The N-word remains taboo, due to racism."
Mayura replied, "Indeed. So, if that's Ayame Kajou, the big-boobie girl with the poison tongue, what is in the other, a male action figure?"
Seina opened the crate and giggled, "Oh, even better…"
She pulled out a girl with long purple hair, wearing a purple dress. Seina said that it was a likeness of Tohka Yatogami. Mayura sighed, "Do I have to ask how much you spent to create these life-sized dolls?"
Seina said, "Relax. I learned from my mistakes. 500,000 Yen was difficult, and I didn't mean to, when the Kanade figurine fell apart."
Mayura growled, glaring at her, "How much?"
Seina smiled, "A million."
Mayura shrieked and then fainted. Seina winked, "Just kidding~!"
Mayura suddenly stood back up, as Seina said, "It was permission from funds by the Sawachika Grant, Mugi Kotobuki's family, and Enju Saion-Ji (who chose to spend it, out of protest)."
Mayura sighed, "Rich girls are all the same… Why not Hot Percival or Scarlet Riley?"
Seina said, "They said no…"
She placed Ayame and Tohka on the bed and said, "Well, we cannot woo them to life, now can we? They're somewhere, and they played a pivotal role in Miz-K's stories, too."
Mayura brushed the Tohka doll's long hair and said, "This Yatogami is a key player to the new series… But I question the Miyazawa & May series… I'm surprised that it's still ongoing, despite it being on hiatus…"
Rachel and Narue appeared, as Rachel said, "You're worried about how that particular story may end? Well, it's still under block, but they did want to end it in a very huge storyline."
Narue blushed, "OH! They look so cute~!"
She cleared her throat and said, "Not that I care, being they are perverted sex dolls."
Seina barked, "They're NOT for sex, moron!"
Rachel said, "You've had it rough, since we've been doing this for years. Nanase and I were contemplating retirement in the fanfic community, since we were besties. And that Dad and I was thinking of reinventing ourselves."
Seina sighed, "You have over 1,000 episodes of Detective Conan. PLEASE say that it's ending, soon."
Rachel replied, "But you do know what goes on in the Regulars, as a whole…"
Narue said, "Aside from Mizuki & Asahi, being members of the rock band, The Gang, they've had such bounty of fun, and of musical entertainment. As for me, the dance scene isn't what it meant to be, being I'm the new Michael Jackson. But I did participate in the Lip-Sync Challenge with Rachel, as we did an MJ classic."
Rachel replied, "She and I did Smooth Criminal."
Mayura sighed, "So, I heard…"
Rachel asked, "Also, how's Tohru?"
Seina said, "Well, she's doing alright. Since dropping her evil role, we've been wanting to be best of friends, after Uo and Hana suddenly turned on her."
Mayura barked, "That's not true! Hanajima and Uotani are not regulars like her, but they still love her, being the parents Tohru ever loved."
Seina said, "Sayuri has been hanging with the other girls, and most recently, she wanted to speak to her fellow ninja girls from "Moé! Ninja Girls!"."
Mayura grinned, "Oh, gee, I wonder why…"
Rachel blushed, holding her chest, likewise Narue. Rachel said, "This, from a ninja clan with big boobs…"
Narue said, "Not all of them. Why would Sayuri hang with those girls?"
Seina said, "It's nothing special, really… But it's-."
Mayura barked, "I know what! It's her boobs! She's not #3 of the popular girls in the Best Student Council for nothing!"
Rachel said, "Then there's Yakumo. Quiet and shy, but openhearted, since she did the Tenma Bunny series with Tenma & Eri."
Narue replied, "And they have been chummy with the robot. In fact, when they speak together, it's like the androids are talking together, in fun stuff."
Mayura barked, "Nuh-uh!"
Rachel said, "Oh, yes. Chachamaru, Tenma, and Eri are having a sort of Robot Tea Party together… like The Mad Hatter, March Hare, and Door Mouse. And I overheard Aya wants to welcome Saki Hanajima to the Regulars, but Hanajima kept saying no, despite that Tohru is in it. Not to mention Tomo. She's married to Seto Kaiba, and we know that another "Yu-Gi-Oh!" joins in on the romance shipping."
Mayura giggled, "Oh, yeah! I heard about Asahi Sakurai dating Chazz Princeton. So lucky~!"
Seina blushed, "He's no Steven Cooke, but he's so heavenly, as a mean guy."
Mayura heavily blushed, "His attitude is so awesome…"
They swooned over Chazz, as Narue asked, "Rachel… You're lucky that you and I even have boyfriends, are ya?"
Rachel snuffed, "It's a possibility."
Mayura then asked, "Oh, since we're talking the Regulars, what about Haruka?"
Narue and Rachel snorted, "What about her?"
They all agreed, as Narue said, "Well, if you excuse us, you two enjoy you sex dolls, while Rachel and I go prepare a cake to celebrate Fanfic #200."
She grabbed her arm and glowed purple, "See ya perverts later~!"
Rachel sobbed, as Narue's chest nudged onto her arm, "Please kill me…"
She and Rachel teleported off, as Mayura was annoyed, "Uh… She knows we're not gay…"
Seina replied, "Shows what you know, Hot Percival Masturbator."
Mayura scoffed, "Hmph!" and walked off. Seina adored her dolls, and then said, "Maybe soon… I happen to like these girls… I wish to meet them, since I heard news that Kajou will be like me. But why?"
Mayura returned and asked, "OH! Right… You up for those flapjacks now?"
Seina replied, "Yeah, sure. Give me a second."
XXXXX
Aya placed the poster on the wall, and showed the recent polls on the leader of the Miz-K Regulars:
50% – Haruka
35% – Tenma Tsukamoto
15% – Narue Nanase
Aya replied, "Being a cutie with such an adorable attitude, it's no joke why she's a popular girl."
She then thought, "But… with the possible new waves of Fandom Characters on the horizon, and newer animes along the way…"
She turned to the Mio Akiyama Mannequin and said, "Maybe…"
She nodded and approached Mio, thinking of a plan.
At the Cucumber Anime Museum, Cy was carrying in a huge pile of boxes, with ease, as she giggled, "Vinny Payne cannot liff dese easily." She said, "I stwong like big mammoth."
Vincent Payne, the huge dark-skinned Aussie, said, "Good luck with that, little bit." As he was carrying his own heavy crates.
He growled, "Cucumber hired her? I will not be upstaged by some pint-sized robot… even if she is from a dating game."
She finished, as she whined, "WHEW! How tuff is dat? Feel like my awms are huwing."
She held her arms, as Vincent growled, "Rotten little brat… You say it's tough, I do this for a living, even in New York."
Cy said, "Why say dat? Big Mammoth Man favors Miz-K!"
Vincent said, "Well, I'm no Braun Strowman, pee wee. Grab my grip."
He held his hand out, as Cy held his hand. Vincent crushes Cy's hand, but it was Cy doing the crushing. Vincent was shocked, as he was in pain, feeling the small android's grip. Vincent growled, "AAAAAAAAAGH! LET GO, YOU TINY ANIMATRON!"
Cy yelled, "I NOT TINY!"
He was kneeling on one knee, as he cried, "This is embarrassing…"
Mike appeared, as Cy giggled, "Look! Mammoth go hurt!"
Mike yelled at Cy, "CUT THAT OUT! And let go of him!"
Cy sighed, "Okay…" and let go of Vincent's hand.
He groaned, as Mike asked, "You alright? Sorry I forget to tell you about her superhuman strength."
Vincent groaned, "Don't! This kid's got power, like me… despite that she's an android."
Mike replied, "Well, we want the museum to be a hit."
While they were talking, Cy smiled, as she viewed the display of Motoko Kusanagi. She then sighed and said, "I know how you feel, Major. Even your live-action movie was a bomb. Zero Academy Awards, and Zero Razzies. That's Raspberry Awards for the Worst Movies Ever. My money's on Emoji Movie to win Worst Movie Ever. A lot of people disliked it… I dunno why…"
NOTE: For those who liked "The Emoji Movie", that's your opinion. Unfortunately, it won FOUR Razzies, including Worst Picture & Worst Director.
Cy continued, "Sec-shun Nine has lotta newve! Fiwing you like dat!"
She marched off and said, "I wish I hadda hacking skills – Master Level. To be honest, I do, but that's for a gweater good."
Mike called, "Cy! You help me out here?"
Cy walked to him, as Mike said, "Alright… You and Vincent lifted this huge box. And bring it to the warehouse. We'll have the display up, later. Then we'll bring the heavyweight in."
Cy asked, "Hey, Mike, wassin it?"
Vincent stated, "Don't ask what is in it. Grubby kids are always snooping… But you're no kid!"
Mike added, "And a teenager, with a toddler voice."
Cy said, "Cucumber likes me, though."
They helped lift the huge box away to the backroom, as it showed the label of what was it from. It was from a "Kurumi Tokisaki". But what was in it?
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The crate was left in the room, as Vincent said, "Good. Safe and sound. Anyways, where's Jerry Wilson?"
Mike said, "At Viginti, with Setsuna. Bro wants to hire someone that Miz-K has been using."
Vincent asked, "You mean the bartender with the red hair? I ran into his wife, on the way here… Lucky bloke, but his taste on girls… with the eyebrows…"
Mike said, "Eh, what are you gonna do?"
Cy asked, "What are you gonna do?"
Mike said, "I know what I'm going to do… Readers, take a look at this."
Interviews – Part 1: Fanfics 101-125
The Authority Days
(Usagi Tsukino, Sailor Moon): 2014 was the worst year for everyone… Triple H & Stephanie McMahon were involved as being pariahs in the Fanfic World, despite that WWE was plummeting to the toilet, after the numerous injuries, and the firings, and the CM Punk debacle. We're just lucky that they disbanded, and that Triple H is ignored, completely… despite his accolades. Mizuki and I talked about how we wanted to do some sort of special prelude before the Survivor Series, that year. And we wanted to try out something that Mizuki once did, which was based off The Jack Benny Show. Mizuki, Peter, and the others did the retelling of the 71st Bomber Squadron, and even added a little humor to it, just to shave off the drama. I mean, you can tell a little joke, now and then.
(Mizuki Takase, Comic Party): Well, we had a colorful cast, including my husband, Peter, and the rest of The Gang. See, this was before we met Mundy, Rook, & Cassandra. I casted everyone in it, and we did the most ridiculous joke that was mentioned to Steven Cooke, which lampoons Percival Gaynes, joking about his weight. See, the original like was…
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Flashback to Survivor Series D-Day… Mizuki and Peter, in their army uniforms, addressed to Percival, in his pilot's outfit. This was the original like that was remade to fit into WWE's standards.
Mizuki examined his arm and said, "It's real bad, soldier."
Steven C said, "Just a flat wound, sir."
Mizuki said, "No, but you're bleeding!"
Steven said, "Oh, that's not blood. That's ketchup. I was flying into a tomato patch, courtesy of Noble and Mercury."
She asked, "At what altitude?"
He said, "20,000 centimeters, ma'am."
She asked, "Why were you flying so low?"
Peter explained, "After he eats his lunch, we're lucky to make him be WWE United States Champion…"
Mizuki was relieved, as she said, "Oh, I see. That extra 20 pounds of gold would make the difference."
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(Mizuki): Yes… Of course, Percival was wafer-thin, being he's a Cruiserweight. And that had nothing to do with The Authority.
(Usagi): So, we did a follow-up, writing to celebrate the Authority's end, but John Cena turned his back on the WWE Universe, and brought them back. This led to the fall of these short stories, which featured me, stealing the WWE Championship, and causing chaos. Of course, Miz-K hated The Authority, after what happened next with Daniel Bryan… But we're lucky that the Brand Split came back, and we do not need to worry about doing what's best for-. Well, you get the idea.
Tenma wasn't the Bunny!
Yakumo, in her purple suit, was sitting next to a deactivated Tenma Robot, in a blue Playboy Bunny outfit. She did the interview, as she was worried.
(Yakumo): When Tenma Bunny was a big hit, we wanted to resume where we left off, by adding more fembots into it. Originally, we wanted to add more in the Tenma Bunny line, but we ended up with Mikoto, or Miko Fox. However, we originally planned for Otsuka-senpai to be a Bunny Robot, since she's an android, herself.
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This scene takes place before Tenma Bunny II…
Mai was standing in place, wearing a black bunny outfit, as Yakumo brushed her long hair. She said, "I feel worried about how we can do this. She'll be perfect for Part 2."
She activated her, and then Mai winked to Yakumo, "Good evening, Honey. I am Mai… Mai Magical Bunny… Anything you say, I will listen, honey…"
She cuddled by Yakumo, as Yakumo blushed, "Uh, she's too flirty…"
Mai nudged her breasts onto Yakumo, and then said, "I look ravishing in this beautiful ensemble. Shall I dance for you, honey?"
She swayed her hips and giggled, as Yakumo was blushing heavily. She was completely nervous and scared, as she whimpered, "Uh… Was she always like this?"
A man in a white lab coat said, "Well, I thought you'd like authenticity in your Tenma Bunnies."
Yakumo blushed, "Well… A rabbit won't do…"
She deactivated Mai, and then said, "Hmm… Is it too late to hire Suo-Senpai?"
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(Yakumo): After that, Mikoto chose to do it, on one condition… She wants Eri to be a robot, too. So, we planned on the 3rd Tenma Bunny fic.
(Interviewer): Does Eri want to speak?
(Yakumo): No, unfortunately… Harima broke up with Eri, in the Summer of 2017… And she's been under a lot of hurt…
She brushed Tenma's hair and added, "To be honest, it serves her right. We did another Tale of the Bizarre, with Sawachika, and she was upset over the ending. Since then, years later, after the breakup, Eri was never the same. I had her communicate with my Tenma Bunny, to ease her pain, and it's working so well. Since the end of the Tenma Bunny story, she wanted to move on… And we also did the ending to Maidens for Hire, which saw Harima and Eri Maiden in a happy reunion. Now and then, I offer to give her new Tenma Bunny an upgrade. And she's become a lifelike doll. I can show you, if you'd like."
The interviewer said, "Uh, no, we don't want to see her anatomy, since we're M-Rated."
Yakumo said, "Okay… Then is Ao3 perfect to assist?"
Why does everyone hate Pluto?
Setsuna Meioh of Sailor Moon was in her chair, brooding. She was sad, as she whimpered, "Sailor Pluto, erased from fanfiction, forever… And even so, my life is in shambles, after saying that Pluto is no longer a planet, and everyone is cheering on, saying that they had no idea… and they don't care."
The interviewer said, "Yes, it was about 12 years ago, since that day. Share your experience with The Gang, and your story "Plutonic Party"…
(Setsuna): Well, this was long after Five Night's at Usagi's, which served as a parody to Five Night's at Freddy's. However, beforehand, we have had animatronics in Crystal Park, before its ceremonial burndown, which made me wretch. The idea for me to be the villain was Haruka and Michiru's, being that since Sailor Moon Crystal came to being, it's a scope for revenge. We had the idea to pitch a sort of Rocky Horror Picture Show style, with Haruka and Michiru's adopted daughter, Hotaru Tomoe, as their creation, opposite Rocky. All the elements were there, but the musical numbers were cut. It was Percival Gaynes' call, since he didn't want to be sued for Copyright Infringement. After that, the rest was laid out, and we did a sort of ending to it, including how the animatronics were singing happily.
If Usagi had her way, she'd try to make Usagi and The Moon Machine, a parody of Bendy and the Ink Machine.
Super Mah-yura Odyssey
Mayura was in the interview chair, as she winked, "It's-a me, Mah-yura~!"
She explained, "They even said to me that I have a name, similar to Mario, the popular plumber. And I was amazed that I could. So, instead of a werewolf, or a were-cat, I would be a video game character, similar to Mario. I even did a spanking song of it, including how I am Number One!"
Harima, in his jacket and shades, pulled the screen down to black, and said to the 4th wall, "Don't let your kids READ this! Before you know, this fanfic world will be MEME-Worthy, with its parodies… and its-."
Mayura pulled the curtain up and roared, "NOT THAT NUMBER ONE!"
Harima zips off, "YAGH!"
He returns and giggled, "You expect a clip of Mayura's Mario Song?"
He roared, "TOO BAD! HARIMA TIME!" and jetted off again.
Mayura sighed, "Sometimes, I wish he'd drop the damn Waluigi Time shit. I did the lyrics, and Mizuki and Asahi did the rest. Oh, and Seina had backup lyrics made."
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The remix to Bob-Omb Battlefield plays, as Mayura, dressed as Mario, was on the microphone.
(Mayura): Come on, let's-a go!
My name is Super Mah-yura!
Woo-hoo!
I like to jump everywhere (oh!)
and even anywhere (Yeah!)
And grab the stars, eat the shrooms,
and grab all the lovely coins
I like to stomp a Goombas (Yeah!)
and jump the shells on Koopas (WHOO!)
Because I am
You know I am
NUMBER 1! Woo-hoo! (Oh, yeah!)
I like to jump everywhere (oh!)
and even anywhere (Yeah!)
And grab the stars, eat the shrooms,
and grab all the lovely coins
I like to stomp a Goombas (Yeah!)
and jump the shells on Koopas (WHOO!)
Because I am
You know I am
NUMBER 1! Woo-hoo!
I got a letter from Peach
and she said she wanted a feast (Oh!)
And on the cake, she had baked,
to thank me, in the least (Yummy~)
But when I reached the castle (Hmm?)
She wasn't really there (Eh?)
Except I saw… on the floor…
her underwear! (Wait, what the wha?)
I went up to her room
feeling down and in gloom,
because I felt, then I smelt
something with glitter and doom (Stinky!)
But when I opened the door
she was all over the floor (Wha?)
And of course, there he was!
FREAKING BOWSER!
(Bowser): FABULOUS!
(Mayura): Get… the heck out
you dirty monkey (Ew…)
This room… it smells
Super Funky… (Stinky~)
Get out, get out, get out, get out
FREAKING BOWSER!
Get out, get out, get out, get out
and take ya trousers! (What?!)
Here we go! Here we go!
Let's-a go! Let's-a go!
Here we go! Here we go!
My name is Super Mah-yura!
Here we go! Here we go!
Let's-a go! Let's-a go!
Here we go! Here we go!
My name is Super Mah-yura!
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The music ended, as Mayura was sitting in her chair, a slight bit amazed. She grinned, "This was played during my mixtape, after we recorded it. I'd like to see Kenji Harima do this. Of course, he did his Robbie Rotten meets Waluigi shtick, after he and Sawachika broke up."
The interviewer said, "Yes, we have already heard it from Yakumo."
Mayura said, "Okay, so I won't bring it up."
She explained, "Oh, and during a long run of fanfics, we did a little connection to play out each character. Minecraft's Steve, the blocky guy, he wanted to be in every fic, but gets only a cameo in each of our fics… In fact, you can go four hours or 12 hours without having to listen to his "HI, GUYS!" quote. April and January couldn't stop scoffing, while Ropponmatsu 2 was laughing her head off… literally."
Cut to Steve from "Minecraft", as he asked, "HI, GUYS? What's that supposed to mean?"
The interviewer said, "That's your catchphrase."
Steve said, "That's not my catchphrase, stupid."
"Of course, it is. You say it, all the time."
"I don't know who told you I say that. I don't say that! My catchphrase is:
I did not do it, it was the bunny rabbits that did it! THE BUNNY RABBITS!"
The interviewer said bluntly, "You've… never said that… … … Ever…"
Steve barked, "Oh, what do you know?" and leaves.
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Mayura continued, "Of course, we were thinking of spinoff episodes, since we have had a lot of girls play Sexy Koopa Enemies, including Yuri, our Inaudible Thwomp. She was so hilarious that we did our skit together, and the subtitles she spoke were like… well… sort of a YouTube CC Jumbling of Translation."
Yuri, in her Thwomp outfit, explained, really fast, "Hey, let me tell you something… *mumbles* …I saw the fic… *incoherent* …They don't appreciate me… I tell you… *incoherent* Those girls there, they don't respect me at all. It's like saying, I didn't go to 10 years of Acting School, just to learn how to shout and yell like this. They better show me some respect, I tell you!
Cut to Mayura, who concluded, "Well… Secret to share… She did go to 10 years of Acting School, just to learn how to shout like that."
More interviews in the next chapter, and throughout…
Seina was in her room, as she was posing the Ayame and Tohka dolls, in chairs. She then blushed, as she gave the Tohka Doll a small loaf of bread. She then posed it, by saying that she enjoys her bread.
Seina blushed, "Well, I guess that's worth it… Tohka Yatogami loves her loaves…"
She turned to Ayame Doll and said, "And as for you… I have plans for you. You're such a cutie dolly… and so alluring…"
She blushed, as she groped her soft breasts, "I'm already over Steven Cooke… now that he's become a grim reaper… I want to move on… and not die in another fanfic… How many times has it been? Oh, yes. Five. I bet you wouldn't die on me… Right, Ayame?"
Seina mimicked Ayame, "Damn straight, you hot pussy. I am Ayame Kajou, and I talk brash and dirty, which is forbidden in Miz-K Takase's World. But that's okay, because I am uncensored, and no one can stop me. I live for dirty jokes!"
Seina sighed, as she was annoyed, "Ever since Kanade Jinguji was gone… Best Student Council is being ignored… Rino is married to Jude Lizowski, Rein & Sayuri are hanging with hentai ninjas, Kuon's dating Akito Sohma, Nanaho's sick, and Mayura's too obsessed over her boy issues… I had to take the dare…"
She hugged Ayame and whispered, "I wish I had a friend to talk to… The Gang disowns me, and ignores me… and I die in five fics… You appreciate me, do you, Kajou-san?"
She mimicked, "Of course, I do, Seina. You're an outcast, likewise my huge testicle boyfriend, Okuma-san. And he appreciates me now… And I love him. I wish you had a hot (BEEP) in your mouth, someday…"
Seina covered her mouth and groaned, "Man… why does life have to be so prude?"
Ayame said, "I don't know… Maybe your vagina is saying the wrong things…"
Seina gasped, as Ayame suddenly sat up, standing. Seina shivered, "Uh… Kajou-san? You're…"
Ayame said, "Hah! I'm a doll, alright… a fuck doll for your attention! But seriously, and I mean butt seriously, hi there, Miss Fuckable Katsura with Gloomy Shit Life."
She tackled her down and kissed her, "Now that I'm alive, I'm going to tuck you in and fuck you in, at the same time! So, suck it, censors!"
Seina was on her bed, held down by Ayame, as Seina sobbed, "Please… You're not going to…"
Ayame giggled, "Rape you? Hell no! Have we learn nothing from sexual conduct? Besides, I wouldn't want to be Anna and Tanukichi, right now… They raped. What we're doing isn't."
Seina blushed heavily, and whispered, "What about the others?"
Ayame winked, "You want to know a secret?"
She whispered into her ear and hissed, "Cock and balls…"
Seina was crushed, turning pale white, as Ayame cuddled by her. No one came to rescue her, which is fine, since everyone else is busy.
Back at the museum, Cucumber returned, and brought in more anime paraphernalia for the exhibits. As he was carrying away a huge basket of weapons, Poké Balls, and gems, a shadowy figure was watching from the distance. He then smirked, as he placed a card on the display for Major Kusanagi.
"It's wrong to make her a mannequin, forever… but legacy lives on.
I'm setting her free, away from your prison.
Lupin the 3rd."
You guessed it… Making his Miz-K Fanfic debut is the legendary anime thief, himself, Lupin the 3rd.
Tune in to the next chapter for more of our adventure.
Will Cucumber's museum be a hit, after meeting with Ginti, or will it be a disaster, if the World Greatest Thief jumps in and frees his fellow anime legend?
Who will be leader of the Miz-K Regulars, Tenma, Narue, or Haruka?
Will Seina escape Ayame's grip? And if so, what does she plan?
Will Cy upstage Vincent Payne again?
What does Aya have plan to revive Mio Akiyama from her mannequin shell?
Will Mike help out in any cause? Or will Mike even care?
These questions, and many others, will be answered in the next chapter of Miz-K's 200th Fanfic Special!