I was bored
"Time for tubby bye-bye! Time for tubby bye-bye!"
The four teletubbies waved their goodbyes and jumped down the hole into the little hill that served as their home. They were about to go to bed when they noticed Noo-Noo in the corner. The vacuum hadn't seemed right all day and was now against a far wall with his back to the tubbies.
"Noo-Noo?" Tinky-Winky enquired, cautiously approaching the blue household appliance. The other three tubbies kept their distance behind TInky-Winky.
Tinky-Winky gently touched Noo-Noo. Suddenly Noo-Noo spun around, his eyes dead-looking and fresh blood pouring from his mouth. He used his sucker to grab Tinky-Winky and bite him on the arm. Tinky-Winky screamed as warm blood flowed onto his purple skin.
Dipsy immediately found the nearest chainsaw and, activating it, embedded it deep within Noo-Noo's circuits. The vacuum cleaner sparked and went deathly still.
"Help me get him to the bed!" Dipsy motioned to the other two tubbies. They carried Tinky-Winky over to one of the beds and gently laid him down. The purple tubby spluttered for a second and then stopped breathing.
"Is he dead?" asked Laa-Laa. Dipsy placed two fingers to Tinky-Winky's neck and turned around to face the other two.
"Yes," he said.
Suddenly there was a groan from the bed and the three surviving tubbies whirled around to see Tinky-WInky rising to his feet. He let out another groan and started staggering towards them.
"TInky-Winky's a zombie!" Po cried.
"Kill him!" Laa-Laa screamed.
Dipsy ran over to the fallen Noo-Noo and tried to retrieve the chainsaw but it was so deeply embedded in the metal that it would not budge. Meanwhile, zombified Tinky-Winky made straight for Laa-Laa and proceeded to rip her organs out. Po did not wait around and immediately ran for the exit. Dipsy lifted up the toaster and began to pelt smiley-faced toast at TInky-Winky. However, he just kept coming and within second, Laa-Laa was also back on her feet, her entrails dangling behind her.
Po managed to get out of the hill but was stopped by the zombie baby in the sun. She pulled out her revolver and began to fill the sun with lead. Behind her emerged the other three teletubbies. Dipsy was now also a zombie, cut in half across the waist and using his hands to crawl along the floor towards Po. Po shot Dipsy in the face and leapt onto her scooter, vanishing into the sunset.