Holly's little talk with Artemis!
Holly: Do you like children?
Artemis: What the hell's that supposed to mean, of course I do, I am one!
Holly: No……… little children?
Artemis: Is there a point to this conversation?
Holly: Yes!
Artemis: Uh, little kids are okay…
Holly: What about really little kids?
Artemis: How little?
Holly: Really, really little like, I dunno maybe…. A baby?
Artemis: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL! YOU ARE REALLY FREAKING ME OUT NOW, LOOK WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT TO SAY JUST SAY IT!
Holly: Your not going to like this………but…….. I'm pregnant. And…. You seem to be the only person I have done it with, without a condom.
Artemis faints
Holly: Well, he took it better than I thought….
Artemis wakes up
Artemis: What the fuck? I'm going to be a father!
Holly: Err………yeah. And one more thing, you know that humans are pregnant for 9 months?
Artemis: Yes……..
Holly: Well…….. Elves are pregnant for a bout 9 hours…….. So you know…… the baby should be here in about…
Holly looks at her watch
Holly: Well, about 3 minutes.
Artemis: Oh, great, err, thanks for the warning!
Holly goes into labour………
4 minutes later…….. Artemis is sat on the floor holding a little baby in his arms, holly lying unconscious on the bed next to him.
Artemis: Oh crap.
The end!