Hey, guys! I'm back! And this time I'm with Johnny RocketBooster, Bluemist45 and Raeweis! Be prepared for random adventures and such! And also surprise visits from Gnat1 and TatlTails!

Also be prepared for Darth Vader. Details later on...

Anyways, sorry for the late update. I've been swamped by schoolwork and surrounded by morons day and night...(Stop glaring at me, Sarah, you're not one...)

Hope you enjoy!

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The man in the tuxedo and top hat paced madly . He had an epic mustache that officially made him a "sir", and equally epic sideburns. He had a cane at his side and he was smoking a pipe, adding to the whole evil gentleman look.

"Why...why after all this time..." he mumbled, taking a tiny computer out of his pocket and turning it on.

A small blip appeared on a map of the world, and he only scowled. "How am I going to stop them?"

The door burst open and a few of his loyal minions rushed in. One was an epic Asian guy by the name of Jackie Chan. The other was an American looking cowboy-ish guy with epic facial hair by the name of Chuck Norris.

"Sir, they're still in the forest. Should we launch our attack?" Chuck Norris asked.

The man in the suit with the cane turned and grinned. "Not yet. But be prepared. We will launch our plan very soon."

"Yes sir." Jackie Chan said.

He and Chuck left to go practice their roundhouse kicks and other fighting related practices. The man in the suit just snickered. How could he possibly fail with those two as his loyal minions? After all, Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight...not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark's scared of HIM.

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MEANWHILE, IN THE FOREST...

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"THIS IS WHY I HATE CAMPING!" Silver shouted as a flaming tree fell next to him.

"We weren't camping in the first place! We were too busy finding the eight pages for that!" Sarah shouted, making water come out of the ground and extinguish the tree.

"This is hopeless." Mephiles growled.

"We need backup!" Sonic agreed.

"I can take care of that!" GhostKing said, opening a portal and vanishing through it. Johnny RocketBooster followed.

"Great. They ditched us." Shadow said plainly.

"I don't blame them." Silver nodded.

"Guys! Did you forget that the forest's on fire?! Help me!" Sarah shouted, barely managing to escape a fountain of sparks.

"Oh. Right." The other guys muttered.

Another portal opened and two people fell through along with GhostKing and Johnny.

One was a tomboyish looking girl wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt who looked around the age of 15. The other was also a fifteenish girl with straight blond hair and blue eyes wearing jeans and a red tank top with flip flops. They glanced around the forest and said at the same time, "Oh great."

"No time to explain! Help me extinguish this!" GhostKing shouted.

That snapped everyone into action. Between them, they put the fire out in less than ten minuets. "That went well." Johnny said.

"Yeah, sure." Sonic said sarcastically.

"So who are you?" Shadow asked the two new Authors.

"I'm Bluemist45, but you can call me Bluemist." said the tomboy.

"And I'm Raeweis, but just call me Rae." said the tanktop wearing girl.

"If I were you, I'd get out of here. Unfortunate things happen around these guys..." Shadow muttered.

"We know. That's why we came." Rae smiled kind of evilly.

"Well, now that this crisis is taken care of, why don't we actually do some camping?" Sarah asked.

"WHOOT YEAH! HOT DOGS AND SMORES!" Sonic ran off in the general direction of their campsite that was amazingly not on fire. A bit later everyone was gathered around the non-evil Iblis campfire, making smores and such.

Their fire attracted extra attention too.

Mephiles, who was sitting next to Bluemist, felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to see his brother. "Hey, Slenderman. Want to join us?"

Bluemist jumped a mile into the air, screaming about how she didn't mean to steal the artwork on the trees, and hid behind Silver. Rae turned around and repeated over and over, "Don't look or it takes you. Don't look or it takes you. Don't look or it takes you..."

And Johnny flipped out and threw a flaming marshmallow. He missed, and ignited GhostKing's tent.

"OH, NICE GOING!" Sarah, Silver, Shadow, GhostKing, Sonic and Mephiles all shouted, quickly extinguishing the flaming tent. Slenderman just hung his head, ashamed.

"He's with us, you guys!" Sonic said. "He won't kill you."

"Really?" Rae risked a peek at the faceless guy in the suit. When she didn't lose her sanity and die, she walked over to him and held out her hand. "Hi, Slendy. Thanks for not killing me."

"Whoa...awesome. He's your brother, Mephiles?" Bluemist asked, poking the Slenderman in his long arm. "Cool. I can see the resemblance."

"So... He won't kill me and hang my corpse from the trees?" Johnny squeaked.

"No, Johnny. You need to stop playing video games like that." GhostKing facepalmed.

Slenderman did some sign language, which Mephiles translated to, "I desire to join you, as I cannot find any girl or boy scouts to terrify. Unfortunately, I cannot consume this nourishment."

"Well, what do you eat?" Silver asked. "Besides Klondike bars."

Slenderman signed something else. "SOULS." Mephiles said evilly.

Silver paled.

Slenderman signed some more. "Just kidding."

Sarah, GhostKing and Shadow facepalmed.

"I can absorb nutrients from the soil." Mephiles translated.

"Oh, that's a relief." Sonic squeaked.

So Mephiles and Bluemist scooted over to make room for Slenderman. There was a slightly awkward silence that followed. "So...uh...what do you do when you catch a guy running around the forest?" Sonic asked.

"I wipe their memory and teleport them back to their house." Mephiles said, watching the Slenderman's sign language.

"Oh. That isn't so bad." Sonic said, eating a hot dog.

"It isn't... Unless you die of fright before."

"...Oh..." Another awkward silence covered the campsite.

"So...anyone know any sing-alongs?" Bluemist asked.

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The man in the tux with the cane was seated in front of a huge screen. On it were various images of the five authors and the hedgehogs and demons all gathered around a roaring campfire. They seemed to be having a good time.

The door to the room opened and another of the man's minions ran in. "Mr. K! The Slenderman's back with them again!"

"I've noticed!" the man, Mr. K, shouted. He turned and glared at his minion. "We will launch the attack now! Get Norris and Chan and gather up your army! On the double! Now!"

"Yes sir!" The minion ran out of the room rather quickly.

Mr. K just sat back in his chair and watched the screen. Then, with a smug, he pulled a cell phone out of his pocket and dialed.

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More chapters after I upload a chapter of Rise Against!

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Hasta la Vista, Readers!

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