Interview with
FOALY!
Interviewer: What do you think of the whole, Artemis and Holly, thing?
Foaly: It's a load of 'D'Arvit. I mean, he's not THAT clever. I'm better than him.
Interviewer: Ok. So, I take it you don't exactly like Artemis then.
Foaly: No way! He's such a perv! I mean, Holly's 80 odd! He's waaaaaay too young for her. I'm better than him.
Interviewer: So what do you think Holly should do?
Foaly: Chuck him. That would be awesome. Can you believe he has a special knife, for CHEESE! Oh my god! I'm way better than him. I use lasers to cut my cheese. That is, if I even ate cheese. Way too fatty.
Interviewer: Wouldn't Holly be a bit lonesome?
Foaly: No! She'd have me!
Interviewer: Really… Wow this is awkward. You see I always thought you were, kind of… bent…
Foaly: Oh My God! That's an insult you… cheese head!
Interviewer: I'm sorry man, but that's just part of it. You see, I didn't think you were all that bothered about Holly so, I kind of… 'got off' with her.
Foaly: Ahhhhhh! I don't believe you! I thought we were mates!
Interviewer: Well, yeah, we were… until I thought you were gay.
Foaly: Total bitch!
Interviewer: See what I mean?!
Holly walks into the room.
Holly: Oh my god! What's everybody arguing about? I can hear you from the other room! You interrupted mine and Artemis' hourly make out!
Interviewer and Foaly: I love you! No go out with me!
Foaly: No me!
Interviewer: No me!
Holly: Look guys, I'm going out with Artemis! Oh and Foaly, I would do it with you, but it's kind of hard, seeing as you're half horse. So does everyone accept the fact that I'm taken?
Foaly and interviewer: Yes.
Holly: Ok.
Holly walks out the room. She stops at the door, turns around and winks at the interviewer.
Holly: See you at nine gorgeous!
The end!