Disclaimer: I do not own Leisure Suit Larry Goes Looking for Love in Several Wrong Places. Al Lowe and Sierra On-Line made it and own it.


A Reality Check


Larry Laffer was busy mowing the lawn of his new girlfriend's house. It felt so good to have true love, and he was looking forward to a long life with her. Then, Eve, his girl, arrived home in her car, looked at him, and said, "Who the hell are you, and why are you mowing my lawn?!"

Shocked and surprised, Larry told her his name and about that night they spent together in Lost Wages. She vaguely recalled it, but angrily told him that it was just a one night stand, and she had never intended to make him her permanent lover. She taunted him, saying that she was leaving for five minutes, and she expected him to clear out all his stuff and get lost by the time she was back. Then she drove off in a huff and a puff, leaving Larry wondering what he had done to deserve such rejection, not to mention such loss of romance.