Nursery Crimes

by jack63kids

Well known English Nursery Rhymes with a Sherlock twist. Don't blame me - blame AlessNox! And with thanks to Ennui E, who reminded me I need to cite sources, even if anon. Not sure whether it's a good thing or not, but this bit of mindless fluff is getting more reviews, favs and follows than the stuff I try hard at! Should I be insulted! ? ! ;-D C17: Happy Birthday, tda!

1. Itsy Bitsy - Incy Wincy

The Sun is a British newspaper known for it's gossip - and its apologies years after the event.

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Based on the traditional children's nursery rhyme, Itsy, Bitsy Spider aka Incy, Wincy Spider - Anon.

Itsy, Bitsy Spider

Witty, bitty Sherlock
Climbed up St Barts
Down came the virgin
And broke the doctor's heart

Out came the Sun
And dried up all the lies
And witty, bitty Sherlock
Took off his cool disguise