A/N: Note that this is pure humour and has nothing to do with storyline or whatever. Just for fun XD

It was a slow day in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Everything was as silent as it could be. The sun was rising and vampyre fledglings were getting into bed, exhausted from the busy school hours and latest gossip. Wait. As silent as it could be? Far off in the House of Night's Warrior's room, Kalona was anything but silent.

"Where is it?" He grumbled, tossing sheets and various objects in the room. "I knew I left it here somewhere..." A phone was what the immortal fallen angel was referring to. It could have been anywhere in this damned mansion-like school! And yes, I know what your thinking. But immortals can have portable communication too! If only Kalona knew where he left it. But luckily I, the narrator, know where it is. And where you may ask, is some place Kalona would only regret leaving...

/Meanwhile\\\\\\

Neferet, former High Priestess, was awakened by the annoying sound of a buzzing cell phone. "What in the name of!?" She hissed. What was that dreadful noise? She, annoyed, ripped off the bed covers and got up. "In the Goddess's name..." She mumbled.

She found it on a small coffee table in the corner of the room. "Hm?" She examined the slick black case and flipped it open. This certainly wasn't hers. She went through it and a smile stretched on her lips. Neferet raised an amber-tinted eyebrow when it said Kalona had one new message. "Oh, this could be fun."

It was from Thanatos saying what they wanted to do tonight. Neferet thought for a moment and her smile widened. She typed.

/Back with Kalona\\\\\\\\\

"KALONA!" The yell made the immortal jump and bang his head against the shelf of the bookcase he was rummaging through. He grunted and pulled his head out.

"What?" He called out. Thanatos stormed into the room, looking like an avenging God. (Or in this case, "Goddess") Kalona straightened up as she came near. What was she all riled up about? "Yes?" He said cautiously.

SMACK! Kalona's head jerked back as her hand met his cheek. "Whoa! What I do?"

"What you did? You know what you did?" Thanatos took out her phone and showed Kalona a text message he, supposedly, sent her.

His jaw dropped open as he read. "Well, you and I are going to have a hot and sweaty pillow fight. My place. Meet me there ;)"

"WHAT? I DID NOT SEND THAT!" He tried to keep his tone under control. "I'm actually trying to find my phone this instance."

Thanatos seemed unconvinced. "Is that right? Then who sent me this?"

"I don't kno-" He broke off. Oh no. Without saying another word, he whirled around and headed for the door.

She called after him. "Hey, where are you headed?!"

His reply was simple. "I'm going to go kick Neferet's ass. Don't wait up." And he slammed the door.