Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine.

FYI: This is Harry and Ron playing Only Questions like on Whose Line is it Anyway. I added the bonus part just cause it made it funnier. Let the madness begin.

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ONLY QUESTIONS HARRY POTTER STYLE!!!!!!

Ron: What's up?

Harry: Why do you ask?

Ron: Can't I just ask a simple flying fuck question?

Harry: Is flying fuck the bonus?

Ron: Isn't it?

Harry: Why would I ask if I already knew?

Ron: Are you trying to start something?

Harry: What if I flying fuck am?

Ron: Why don't you flying fuck off?

Harry: What are you trying to say?

Ron: Why don't you flying fuck your mom?

Harry: How do you know I flying fuck haven't?

Ron: Is your mom alive?

Harry: If she was, why would I be living with you?

Ron: What did you do?

Harry: What do you mean?

Ron: Did you flying fuck your mom as a baby?

Harry: Do you really wanna know?

Ron: Why would I want to?

Harry: Is it because you're so flying fuck perverted?

Ron: Am I supposed to deny that?

Harry: What's with all these flying fuck questions?

Ron: Aren't we playing Only Questions?

Harry: Is this the end?

Ron: Do you want it to be?

Harry: What if I do?

Ron: Aren't you getting tired of this?

Harry: Of what?

Ron: Do we believe that Harry's an emo?

Harry: Do we believe that Ron's a monkey?

Ron: Is Hermione paying attention?

Harry: Do you wanna find out?

Ron: Yes.

Harry: HA HA YOU CAVED!! I WIN I WIN NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA!!!!

Ron: Bugger, fine but I bet I won the bonus.

Hermione: Actually Harry won that too.

Ron: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hermione: Harry said flying fuck 5 times. You only said it 4 times. So Harry wins.

Ron: FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A/N: Wow. That was extremely messed up, but I like it. I might make a second one if I get enough requests. wink wink hint hint It was just something that randomly came into my head, and I felt the urge to share it with you so don't you feel special?

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